http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4OnE3waK5k

This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I am the thane, sword in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just lay you down.
I'm furious at you, got my attention.

I killed Nazeem and I liked it,
the end of all his bulls***.
I killed Nazeem just to try it,
I hope The Balgruuf don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in jail tonight.
I killed Nazeem and I liked it (I liked it).

No, I don't even get there often, it doesn't matter.
It's my [censored] video game, just human nature.
It's not what good guys do, not how they should behave.
He just gets so annoying, hard to restrain.

I killed Nazeem and I liked it,
the end of all his bulls***.
I killed Nazeem just to try it,
I hope The Balgruuf don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in jail tonight.
I killed Nazeem and I liked it (I liked it).

Assassins are so irascible,
Soft steps, red gear, so magical.
Hard to resist, so killable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, I'm innocent.

I killed Nazeem and I liked it,
the end of all his bulls***.
I killed Nazeem just to try it,
I hope The Balgruuf don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in jail tonight.
I killed Nazeem and I liked it (I liked it).

Figured I'd post this here. I wrote this quite a while ago (and posted it on another forum). Hope you guys enjoy it.

Kudos if you sing it and upload it to YouTube.

With a camera on the screen as he's doing so!

So wrong on so many levels.. but so deliciously twisted... nice work

Lol.... even if I could I wouldn't. No one wants to see that.

Heh. All's we need now is a tall mug of mead.

Could have picked a better song

4/10

Fair enough. I work with what I have. I started thinking about it at work one day. I'm glad I didn't post the one I wrote about that crappy Gaga song. Woudln't have gone over well with you I suspect.

I assure you, my dear sir, many would flock to see that Your performance will be more sensational than roggvir's execution!

"I was expecting more" Vivienne Onis. Just sayin.

This is brilliant. I am singing this right now.

What'll you do when you get slaughtered
And arms hanging by your side?
You've been [censored]ing about cloud district too long.
You know it's just your foolish pride.

[Chorus:]
Nazeem, I'm hacking at your knees.
Nazeem, shut up, you bastard please.
Nazeem, If I kill you no-one will mind.

I tried to give you hints and warning
When you were pissing me off.
Like a fool, you kept being a [censored],
Till I ripped your heart out.

[Chorus]
Nazeem, I'm hacking at your knees.
Nazeem, shut up, you bastard please.
Nazeem, If I kill you no-one will mind.

Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don't be, a crappy thrall pleas
And tell me all my necromancies in vain.

[Chorus:]
Nazeem, I'm hacking at your knees.
Nazeem, shut up, you bastard please.
Nazeem, If I kill you no-one will mind.
Nazeem, I'm hacking at your knees.
Nazeem, shut up, you bastard please.
Nazeem, If I kill you no-one will mind.

GUITAR SOLO

Have you already made a melody for it? Reading only the words doesn't give you the right picture when you don't know what kind of song it would be. At the first read it seems that it's probably mentioned to be a hard rock song - isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4OnE3waK5k

I suppose I should throw that in at the top, on the off chance someone doesn't know.

Oh, it was for already existing song. Not exactly what I thought...

This song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVpzSaNpErY

This song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

He's a real annoying guy, The kind you hate with all your feeling,
he will never let your rage down, Once he brings up Cloud District.,

Ow girl, he likes to ask about the district, he says that of course I wouldn't go there,
When I plunge my dagger in his chest it's the right move, he's never hard to bleed,
Ow now, That guy is pretty annoying
, *The guys a super dike*, The kind of guy you read about, *In [censored]-bag magazines*,
That guy is pretty dead now *The guys a super dike*, I really love to stab him, *Every time we meet*,

He's a dike, He's a dike, He's a dike That guys a dike ... to me, yeah... He HE HE HE!
He's a super dike, super dike, he's super-dikey, Yow...

VERY nice Jagar. I LOVE Skyrim covers. Ones about killing Nazeem are the best ones.

Interesting fact though, I've never actually killed him. I like listening to him berate the vendors in the market district.

Like a suburban born rapper, my music career is a sham.

"Looking for my husband Nazeem? You should check the Hall of The Dead. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days."

There is a FANTASTIC conversation between Ahlam (nazeem's wife) and Danica in the temple in whiterun. I wish I knew what time she goes in there, because I've only heard it once.

It's VERY worth spending some time in there for a chance to hear it though. I promise.

This song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzlgJ-SfKYE

You're my hero. What I did to Nazeem was I killed his wife, I killed the workers and animals on his farm, pick pocketed all his stuff, raided his room and farmhouse. Left him for about a week then strangled him before he entered the Drunken Hunter.

,,,Why his WIFE? Why his EMPLOYEES?

Also that makes your sig interesting.

I never said I was a nice person that'd accept being insulted everytime I try to purchase some raw beef. ._. I got seriously butthurt.

What would I pay to see Katy Perry decked out in a Skyrim outfit (I'd say Dark Brotherhood, but it's not revealing enough) belting this out? A fair amount.