I know the REAL reason why all the toilets are broken : Fallout: New Vegas

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:37 am

As my title suggests I know the real reason that there isn't one working toilet in Fallout. It's isn't the fact there was a nuclear war and the sewage systems are no loner functional, or there are no employed cleaners. The real reason that toilets are broken is diarrhea. For two hundred years humans and ghoul alike have been on a diet of Pork and Bean, Cram and Instant Mash. No wonder all the toilets are broken, and what's worse is that people, people like my self can't help but drink out of them. I feel disgusted and I for one will be adding more fiber to my diet and you should too.

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:59 am

Best spam I've ever read.

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:30 pm

Best spam I've ever read.

Did mean it to be spam, just a thought I'd had.

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:32 am

-Dons the all purpose science suit-

This calls for a dietry inspection!

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:03 am

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» Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:25 am

I applaud your spam :clap:, do you want a cookie for it? :cookie:

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:47 am

With all the super mutants around, I can't imagine that toilet bowl supporting their weight. :sadvaultboy:

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:05 am

As my title suggests I know the real reason that there isn't one working toilet in Fallout. It's isn't the fact there was a nuclear war and the sewage systems are no loner functional, or there are no employed cleaners. The real reason that toilets are broken is diarrhea. For two hundred years humans and ghoul alike have been on a diet of Pork and Bean, Cram and Instant Mash. No wonder all the toilets are broken, and what's worse is that people, people like my self can't help but drink out of them. I feel disgusted and I for one will be adding more fiber to my diet and you should too.

:facepalm:
Is funny though...

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:58 pm

The only toilet I've found you can use is the Outhouse at Ranger Station Alpha, but unfortunately I don't seem to pull my trousers down. I may have to cut a small circular hole or risk dirtying my clothes. I suppose if my survival skill was high enough I could always make a colonoscopy bag out of surgical wire, an empty Nuka Cola bottle and some duck tape.

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:50 pm

The only toilet I've found you can use is the Outhouse at Ranger Station Alpha, but unfortunately I don't seem to pull my trousers down. I may have to cut a small circular hole or risk dirtying my clothes. I suppose if my survival skill was high enough I could always make a colonoscopy bag out of surgical wire, an empty Nuka Cola bottle and some duck tape.

Holy [censored], I hope that's supposed to be a joke...

And my theory is just that considering how many of Repconn's [censored] radiation barrels they leave laying around, they probably dumped a considerate portion of it into the state's sewage lines, thus reaching into the toilets, making them more irradiated than anything else.

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:58 pm

Ugh these are the threads im talking about... :shakehead:

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:05 pm

Ugh these are the threads im talking about... :shakehead:

Hey, even the 23rd century must have potty humor...

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:34 pm

As my title suggests I know the real reason that there isn't one working toilet in Fallout. It's isn't the fact there was a nuclear war and the sewage systems are no loner functional, or there are no employed cleaners. The real reason that toilets are broken is diarrhea. For two hundred years humans and ghoul alike have been on a diet of Pork and Bean, Cram and Instant Mash. No wonder all the toilets are broken, and what's worse is that people, people like my self can't help but drink out of them. I feel disgusted and I for one will be adding more fiber to my diet and you should too.

They just aren't needed anymore. What with all the deathclaws, cazadores and other terrifying monsters out there, people's bowels have gotten used to taking care of business anywhere, anytime, on a second's notice. Can't have all that ballast slowing you down, when you got a race to win.

"Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister..."

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:12 pm

As my title suggests I know the real reason that there isn't one working toilet in Fallout. It's isn't the fact there was a nuclear war and the sewage systems are no loner functional, or there are no employed cleaners. The real reason that toilets are broken is diarrhea. For two hundred years humans and ghoul alike have been on a diet of Pork and Bean, Cram and Instant Mash. No wonder all the toilets are broken, and what's worse is that people, people like my self can't help but drink out of them. I feel disgusted and I for one will be adding more fiber to my diet and you should too.

There were working toilets in Fallout; and Fallout 2, and Fallout 3; (Were there no working toilets in the NV casinos? :lol:

~Dunno myself, I've never made it to the strip yet).

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:56 am

There were working toilets in Fallout 3

A certain protectron proved that to all of us...

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:34 pm

As my title suggests I know the real reason that there isn't one working toilet in Fallout. It's isn't the fact there was a nuclear war and the sewage systems are no loner functional, or there are no employed cleaners. The real reason that toilets are broken is diarrhea. For two hundred years humans and ghoul alike have been on a diet of Pork and Bean, Cram and Instant Mash. No wonder all the toilets are broken, and what's worse is that people, people like my self can't help but drink out of them. I feel disgusted and I for one will be adding more fiber to my diet and you should too.

You have one hell of an imagination. Although I'm pretty sure fast shooting projectiles of crap cannot destroy ceramic toilets.

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:47 pm

Wastelander sees deathclaw, and quotes dale from king of the hill to his companions, "Gentlemen the crap has been literally scared out of me."

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:39 am

As my title suggests I know the real reason that there isn't one working toilet in Fallout. It's isn't the fact there was a nuclear war and the sewage systems are no loner functional, or there are no employed cleaners. The real reason that toilets are broken is diarrhea. For two hundred years humans and ghoul alike have been on a diet of Pork and Bean, Cram and Instant Mash. No wonder all the toilets are broken, and what's worse is that people, people like my self can't help but drink out of them. I feel disgusted and I for one will be adding more fiber to my diet and you should too.

This man should be presedent, Sir I would vote for you.

» Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:12 am

With all the super mutants around, I can't imagine that toilet bowl supporting their weight. :sadvaultboy:

Or simply the volume of poo that they'd be putting in there.