My fellow brothers, sisters, cats, lizards and shrek wannabies...

A crucial day is approaching. A day after which we will throw away the social life we pretend we have. A day after which we will stop not having six due to our natural physical or phsycological deficiencies and start using a multy million entertainment product as a valid excuse instead. That day will mark the beginning of a, supposedly, wonderful time, where we will save many dollars on a trip to europe and go on a hike to an even more magical place where no tourist guide exists tell us to meet the group at bloody 6AM in the hotel lobby and there is no danger at accidentaly stepping into a strangers urine puddle in the woods.
It'll be a magical place where the sights are unmatched, killing nature life is OK and ***ing corpses is impossible so isn't enforced by the local police but might be modded in anyways.
The natural habitat for our inner... and outer nerd will spread before us so we can pretend to roll in the grass for as long as it's LOD is rendered.

But not all is rosie and good – In just two days our beloved community will be split down the middle, across our brains, hearts and genitalias and two factions will emerge –
those who will take pleasure of basking in the play pretend sun and swim in the make believe rivers in the rain taking no risk of ammonia, and other who will complain that grass and shadows do not exist beyond the range in which they can take a leak, waters are clear only until they dive in and umbrellas are needed indoors as well.
Half of our community will embark on a journey to save artificial friends who will give their hand in marriage yet never be deflaured, and the other will whine and dine about broken hearts and a waste of hype.
The first half will be gone for long hours and days from our beloved boards while the other half will visit even more frequently than ever.
But we all wait for the time we can start discussing a world we actually visited instead of talking about something we only heard others experience yet couldn't be bothered talking about it as if it was us.

Oh, skyrim, i await thee. come and consume my time and life.
But remind me to pee. just crash one every 4 hours right after a successful save. i'll get the hint.

Okay fair enough let's see.

I've never been good with speeches or talking.So I don't have much to say. But...

To the scaly and the furry, the green, black and white.
The time is nigh. Soon we shall each be exploring. Soon we shall split. But remember, we were all once one people with a common cause. Let that cause not be forgotten. Let us always look back and remember.

For Skyrim, my brothers and sisters. For SKYRIM!

LOL I loved this! We will no doubt all need reminders for bathroom breaks and sleep breaks! I will be one of the entranced crowd, I don't play games to go around nit picking every texture and every shadow, I play games for the immersion, the story and the involvement so you won't be seeing this game player on here moaning and groaning. I'll be far too busy in a world far far away from this one!

Sons of Skyrim! Of Cyrodiil! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same hype that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the patience of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of screams and shattered controllers when the patience of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!

This day we wait!

By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, in line at Gamestop!

I just...

...have no words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50u0zUeCmU

Haha awesome

Loved it.

This cup of coffee...does it taste the same to lips that have spoken words of true Dragon power?

This errant eyelash...does it irritate eyes that have beheld the glorious snow-capped peak of the Throat of the World?

This sprained wrist...does it slow the paw that wields a Shortsword with precision and honor?

In this time of epic struggle and personal divide, we must cast aside our ethnic, financial, and religious differences. Let man and mer look deep within the very secret places of their hearts, that they may know their destinies. Many will raise their swords and shields for the Empire, in belief of a unified ruling government. Others will ready their staves and don hoods of enchantment. Still others will sneak in between the two, taking what they can and letting the fates decide who lives and dies.

It matters not whether you choose Cloaks to storm the very gates of Imperial rule, or stand fast at the doorstep of Tidus's chambers to defend your Lord. No, what matters is that you simply stand and fight. For the Champions of Eras past have forged the state of this province with their blood, we owe their sacrifice no less than the same preparedness to fight and die, even as a new threat reigns fire from the skies. Let all that hear have understanding...

This is our time. This is our fight. This...

...is our land.

FOR SKYRIM!!!

My fellow forumers, Bronies, Pessimists, and Optimists, or anyone else I didn't mention- I can feel the anticipation coursing through my veins just as you do, and like many of you I will fully revel the moment when Skyrim.exe is unleashed onto my computer. So that I may become entangled in a world of high fantasy, and engage in battles against the common enemy(s).

It has been a long and ardous wait, but we must not give into temptation nay even jealousy- for we are honest to ourselves, for we are true to others, for we are aware that one cannot simply walk into mordor an Oblivion gate...

11/11/11 Is where we set our sights, 11/11/11 is where it is at, 11/11/11 is when we become DOVAHKIN!

The forum will be flooded with complaints - while those having fun will be off playing the game. It will -seem- negative, and even out later.

Now is the time I can crack open my mead....That is all