Dear Nordic God,

My Name is Tyler and I'm 26 years old. You are probably assuming that since I'm posting on this forum, that I live with my parents and that I'm morbidly obese; but you are wrong on both accounts. Although I spend most of my time playing in your realm of Skyrim, I do have a fulll time job and I ignore a lot of my girlfriends phone calls for you. So all I'm asking is for this: To be a Beta tester for Dawnguard. I know there are a lot of people that would be better canidates than I, but you have to take in consideration that I've been a loyal player for years and that I'm at work right now writing this to you. You can't possibly think I could wait for 15 whole days to play the real version could you?!

Forever yours,
Tyler

Don't beg...

Especially not in its own thread.

if anything it will make them less likely too pick you...

not that they choose. the whole process is random, so begging is pointless anyway.

At least this one was entertaining to read. I would rather you get a code than a stupid 15 year old that is looking for some free dlc.

Hello, Mr. Sense-of-Entitlement!

If they don't use a random computer, this thread has given you a complete guarantee that you will not get chosen for the beta...

You owe me for saying that. Make me a beta test0r >=O

Yeah, I bet that goes for a lot of the applicants... the kind of kid who'd compare Skyrim to Call of Duty just because you can play in first person...

According to Gstaff's twitter they've already picked, so this effort was futile.

Another wanderer here to lick Todd Howard's boots

I'm almost thinking this was a joke post, because well.. I had I laughing fit.

Clavicus Vile grants all requests for Beta. The catch is, you'll never be as successful in life as the OP of this thread. Enjoy!

You just contradicted yourself. I didn't even use please so that post was pointless.

I love you so much though.

^i agree

You caught me

eh eh eh eh eh.... I just peed a little

You are so beautiful.

This is a joke, right?

How can anyone think that this isn't a joke?

I think you are too. Atleast people can get the humor behind this letter. I think it "got through" to some people. *nudge*

With some of the things I've seen people write on these forums I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't a joke.

Well the jokes on you. Man I need to leave my office like now. I have a "private" matter to attend to...

Don't spam.