I can't imagine Turns having regular toys. Maybe a G.I. Scargill.
Eww, he's an East-Coaster.
I, for one, crashed tea parties of ponies and whatnot with Optimus Prime. Perfectly fine entertainment. Didn't get me the nicest reputation, but what the heck did I care. I survived girl's school!
I never really had any transformers. I tended to just pressgang whatever I had into a Fellowship of the Ring type thing. The Big Bad defeated by a ragtag group comprised of a Lego Knight, a triceratops and a Duplo hippo.
Now I think of it, I once set up an epic storyline for a lego farm that I built. It was a post apocalyptic settlement in western Scotland that was mostly involved in animal husbandry. Much of the story focussed around a local bureaucrat's attempt to capture a winged horse that haunted him during his attempt to seize power from the rightful king of Scotland. I think I was 8 when I did that.