Truly.
Bread makes you fat?

I thought bread was healthy

I "accidentally" hit her with and ice storm when I took her during the forbidden legend quest.

No, I was joking. Bread is healthy, in moderation.
In excess all the extra carbs turn to fat very easily.
So yeah, good in moderation, bad in excess.
Like most things.

She lost her ability to eat anything else to a weird night her dad had involving mead and tons of binge eating. He made her so scared of getting fat, she only eats bread now.

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This is one of the reasons why I can't stand Lydia. I had to take her out to be "killed by giants", eventually.

Iona isn't much better. She sits in the kitchen when I go to bed, and next to me when I wake up.

The only housecarl I have for the moment is Calder. He has an annoying way of saying "You lost?" whenever I come home, but at least he keeps downstairs. It would be terrible awkward if I woke up with him in the bedroom.

That statement is gay and he is the one I always use for that and now will no matter what. Fabulous? Next you'll say alduin is adorable

I can't find it in myself to care how "gay" you find a statement.
And Alduin isn't adorable.

Paarthurnax though? Cute as all get out.

I thought Paarhurnax was more like that cool monk who just happens to be a dragon. He should have told me what Notch was doing in pickaxe form, though.

Alduin is super adorable, like a big teddy ^.^

What do you have against gay sounding statements buddy?

Torvar is truly the Fabulous one. He even makes us think he's gay. He has to be metro and a burly metro, at that.

Torvar's a chump. They just keep him around so Athis has someone to argue with.
Probably just a learned negative response towards anything that implies homosixuality, it's unfortunate but these things happen.