What's so unrealistic about that?
Well, the kitchen slave and pack mule part is about right, yeah. But I want a slave with benefits.
*cue hilarious DA:O romance music*
-Oh, Farkas... Hold me in your strong arms, you hairy man-beast. Let's do it like they do it in Discovery Channel.
-Anything for you, my beloved overgrown lizard. Nothing gets a man going like scaly lips and the lack of mammalian reproductive system.
Yeah, totally realistic marriage. GOTY material right there, folks. Why am I not an employee of Beth already truly eludes me.