...Right! NO cheese for ANY of you!
Really. I'm...actually, should I be offended? Or overjoyed...?
Ooh, ooh! I know! A MELON! Yes! That's perfect!
No, wait, was it melons, or was it fish pie? Hmm, pie...
What was I saying again? WAIT! Nobody move! I dropped me fish stick!
...Are you still here? Go on, away with ya!
(Pst, Sheogorath is awesome, and I defy you to not read the above in his voice

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