Most annoying NPC quotes you've heard? : V

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:07 pm

What are some of the most annoying comments you've heard while playing skyrim?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:04 pm

Ulric and that dude he's talking to in the castle drive me freekin nuts.
I wanna slap both of them.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:44 pm

Oh, come on. Everybody knows the hands-down winner is I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:27 pm

The drunk guy in Jorvaskr that always says "Hey it's my favorite drinking buddy." I sacrificed him to Boheith. Oddly enough he reappeared about 20 levels later.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:40 pm

Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh what am I saying...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:24 pm

"You don't scare me even if you are my elder!" Particularly annoying when the little brat follows me into my house to tell me that.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:54 pm

Ever try mercenary work? It might suit you.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:33 pm

"I work for Belethor, at the general goods store."

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:12 pm

probably that guys in whiterun screaming about talos.. then there is the whole "i am sworn to carry your burdens" bit.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:03 pm

"You don't scare me even if you are my elder!" Particularly annoying when the little brat follows me into my house to tell me that.

Gah, a lot of the things the little kids say annoy me. Like that one in Dragonsreach who thinks youre a new servant, and says she likes her meat served rare. Or the other one who assumes youre there to clean his father's boots, or some such.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:31 pm

"What, did someone steal your sweet role?"

& that is the reason for my killing of each hold's guards. They'll listen to my complaints of the sweet role thief!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:25 pm

Ever try mercenary work? It might suit you.

... I have nightmares about this one...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:25 pm

"oh hey there. I killed a bear today. Did you kill anything?"
[censored]. Please continue, my good sir., I killed giants, daedra, dragons, a city's worth of guards, and I even tried to kill a child who said she wasn't afraid of me. GET ON MY LEVEL

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:29 pm

I married Syljga on one of my playthroughs and moved into her house in Shor's Stone. Man, do I ever regret that. The girl's got a sweet disposition, but those two guys she mines with, Filnjar and Grogmar gro-Burzag, are CONSTANTLY at eachother's throats. Filnjar's always whining about how Grogmar doesn't keep 'his side' of the house clean, Grogmar inevitably retaliates by calling house-keeping 'woman's work'... Ack! Their dialogue was amusing the first time, but now it just drives me up the wall.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:05 am

Both from Riften:

"I've never seen Mjoll this upset about anything..."

"My husband, Berci, will be the death of me..." OH MY GOD, GET A FREAKING DIVORCE!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:02 pm

Sapphire, "Get out of my face" every time I'm near even though I have no desire to speak to her. I'd like to make her and Brynjolf fight to the death, maybe along with Maven. Actually, I tried that once with a fury spell, but it didn't work as planned, too many essential characters, but there were a lot of corpses inside that tavern anyway.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:47 pm

I used to be adventure like you...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:34 pm

"I used to be an adventure like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee." - Whiterun Guard/Every fail troll on the internet.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:02 am

" I always thought the new harbinger would be taller myself " says the Dunmer in jorvasker to me and I'm an ALTMER ! the tallest race ever !

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:35 pm

"I used to be an adventure like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee." - Whiterun Guard/Every fail troll on the internet.

That honestly never bothered me until I started reading it everywhere. My greatest hate is for the guy in Riverwood who tells his mother to be quite or everyone will think she is crazy. That guy deserves to die in the most cruel and inhuman way the game allows.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:53 pm

Everything that has ever come out of a kid's mouth in this game.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:24 am

The kid from whiterun who says "I don't have to listen to you, even if you are my elder" really pisses me off.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:23 pm

Oh, come on. Everybody knows the hands-down winner is I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun...

"Hi my name is....I work for Belethor....."

you mean.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:57 am

http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=746

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:41 pm

"I work for Belethor, at the general goods store."