I named my male orc 'Balrog Gra-Aruk'...

Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:23 am

How embarrassing to discover that it's a girls name.
he's level 20 and a hulking, bearded, scarred, one-eyed Orc in heavy armour wielding a two-handed battleaxe! By the divines, why didn't I do a little research before naming him? I just know all the other Orcs are laughing at him behind his enormous back.
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:43 pm

Aahaha, what kind of cruel person are you? :P
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Ruben Bernal
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:08 pm

Well, if something laughs at you...bash its head in with a Warhammer.
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Lady Shocka
 
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:17 am

That's okay, just think of him as if he's a shemale orc.
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Dan Scott
 
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:28 am

Lol, he could say he was keeping his mothers name in honour of her braveness in life :lol:
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Lil Miss
 
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:25 am

A boy named Sue...haha
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CSar L
 
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:52 am

I know somebody who accidentally made a gay orc vampire. So I geuss, in comparison, a female-named male orc isn't that bad.
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:20 pm

I'm naming my Orsimer character "Trogdor" :D
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Isaac Saetern
 
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:49 am

Don't worry, Morrowind had a male orc named http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Shazgob_gra-Luzgan.
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Jeff Turner
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:36 pm

Well, if something laughs at you...bash its head in with a Warhammer.
You sir, are a genius.
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Emily Rose
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:12 pm

Its funny my friend Sara knows so many guys with girl names. xD Angel, Addison, Dakota. Makes me snicker every time.
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Patrick Gordon
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:19 pm

hah! you have a girls name, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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carly mcdonough
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:51 pm

A boy named Sue...haha


Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Balrog Gra-Aruk
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Alexx Peace
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:29 pm

Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Balrog Gra-Aruk
Well done my dear Rosveen, Well done indeed.
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