All this derailing is going to lead to the banning of the words: Lucario and Chuck Norris.

Also, perhaps you shouldn't make your forum like an elite place where people have a clique for the "cool" kids. This discourages new potential members from posting often. Maybe a name like "Noob[insert witty catchphrase here]" wouldn't be welcomed, but then again, it might encourage them posting more just to get rid of that status. I suggest this because it bothers me when someone acts like he/she is so important or how they're the only "original/cool" ones left because of how long they were here/rank. Sure it displays your seniority/predator-ness, but bragging and belittling others because of this will only make people upset.