New Marriage Options for Dawnguard? : V

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:29 am

Harkon's daughter sounds pretty bangin'

Anyways, along with new weaponry, storylines, and such that should be expected in an expansion this size, new options for marriage and houses would be pretty sweet too.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:06 am

You haven't seen the size of her teeth yet, be careful what you get yourself into

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:03 pm

Khajiit and Bosmer marriage options finally?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:06 pm

~face palm~

If I marry someone who can turn into a werewolf or bat, would that be considered bestiality?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:19 am

YEESSSSSSSSSSSS I can't wait to marry more artificial AI completely devoid of any personality or backstory, can't wait!!

~face palm~

If I marry someone who can turn into a werewolf or bat, would that be considered bestiality?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/085/283/philosoraptor.jpg?1291090164

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:12 pm

~face palm~

If I marry someone who can turn into a werewolf or bat, would that be considered bestiality?

Depends if you can deal with the fleas.

Edit: lol, philosiraptor approves

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:41 am

~face palm~

If I marry someone who can turn into a werewolf or bat, would that be considered bestiality?

Not if you are a werewolf or a bat.

-facepalm-

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:49 am

i feel like they would eat me while i'm sleeping never trust vampires

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:19 am

Uh, are not not a vampire in the game? If not, then why in the blue hell would you sleep around vampires?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:10 pm

i feel like they would eat me while i'm sleeping never trust vampires

Never sleep with anything that has teeth bigger than your little finger O.o

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:25 pm

i feel like they would eat me while i'm sleeping never trust vampires

Lucky i'm a girl, http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/1/13/Awesome.png

huhuhuh

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:28 am

Uh, are not not a vampire in the game? If not, then why in the blue hell would you sleep around vampires? :tongue:

Lack of survival instincts?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:42 pm

~face palm~

If I marry someone who can turn into a werewolf or bat, would that be considered bestiality?

Um. Not really. Hold on a sec...Here we are. It would actually be Xenoality, because the creature in question is sentient.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:07 am

Um. Not really. Hold on a sec...Here we are. It would actually be Xenoality, because the creature in question is sentient.

Just when I thought the internet would never again amaze me.

This thread needs more cheese.

[opens an elder scroll in the general direction of a wheel of cheese]
congratulations, cheese is now a marriage option.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:24 am

Just when I thought the internet would never again amaze me.

This thread needs more cheese.

Cheers, mate! Cheese for everyone!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:32 am

Cheers, mate! Cheese for everyone!

I wont argue with a bunny. (hands over cheese in fear for life)

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:35 am

Cheers, mate! Cheese for everyone!

wait! no cheese for you yet. well, maybe a little :celebration:

q-

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:12 pm

This thread got derailed quickly :lol:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:15 am

This thread got derailed quickly :lol:

WTF I ended up going from here to knowyourmeme, reading about the history of Annoying Facebook Girl.
Damn Internet!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:22 pm

wait! no cheese for you yet. well, maybe a little :celebration:

q-

How's about I rip you intestines out and skip rope with them!

Just kidding.

:blink:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:55 pm

More like yay internet :ahhh:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:21 am

~face palm~

If I marry someone who can turn into a werewolf or bat, would that be considered bestiality?

Not unless you're making love while in beast form.

Cheers, mate! Cheese for everyone!

I've been meaning to tell you. My Skyrim bunnies slaughtered rate is over 3000.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:11 am

I've been meaning to tell you. My Skyrim bunnies slaughtered rate is over 3000.

*in oblivion wood elf voice*

Am I suposed to be IMPRESSED?!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:49 am

Khajiit and Bosmer marriage options finally?

I hope. .___.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:41 am

*in oblivion wood elf voice*

Am I suposed to be IMPRESSED?!

No. Afraid. Be very afraid.