Just saw this of FunnyJunk. As much as I played Borderlands I can't believe that I didn't remember this.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3194843/Borderlands+Did+It+First/

haha nice find. remember borderlands 2 is out soonish

this thread will get looked.

Edit: oops it's in general... ignore my locked comment...

bite leg off=/= arrow to knee

Double negative, this makes it positive.

Back on topic.
Seeing how it is minor, they could of just gave it a guess as a line for the many guards.

It's official. Borderlands is the best game in the history of forever.

^ Brother...?

HA to the tavelocity gnomes.

Maybe someone should mod some Skags into Skyrim. That'll give the guards something to whine about ..

AHHH, the forums are turning into the Nome trilogy


And isn't there a Borderlands area of the forums?

Soon gnome brothers we will outnumber them. The time to strike is near!

I second this.

Oh wait, I have Skyrim on the PS3. DAMMIT!

I call dibs on Snow White... after we replace the dwarves one by one.

How deliciously sinister!

Yes, yes. Kick every single of dwarfs out of Ironforge. That city now belongs to us!

Get off my lawn, gnomes!!!

But we are protecting it from weeds. It's a difficult job that requires vigilance and the very will to survive.

*flashback*

Oh, I remember the last house. It was a normal day on garden patrol and out of nowhere a weed sprouted up. Then another, and another. Within minutes they were EVERYWHERE, my platoon, which was current stationed at Home Depot, was nowhere to be seen. My shovel was the best the fleet could offer, one fashioned out of amethyst and stainless steel, but even Rocksplitter couldn't handle the onslaught. I shoveled until my little hands were bleeding, my cap pierced with weeds. Sensing that the weeds stopped with just ruining my hat, I noticed that the weeds were not even attacking anymore. My life was spared. But then I looked back, and not a single petunia in Mrs. Robinson's garden was left intact. That's why my name is Intact Garden Gnome, to remember that fateful day. Soon after I was stripped of my rank and Rocksplitter was given to my replacement. Then I was re-stationed here, on Lord Bafford's farm, patrolling the cornfields.

So it would be best to let me do my job, because I won't fail again. And they will be back. Oh, they will be back.

That story alone earned you a pink flamingo. Good job!

I will defend it with honor, sir.

You didn't involve me in your story? I wheelbarrowed the [censored] out of the weeds. Every one of them. Taking all the credits for yourself, eh?

Aahaha, I totally forgot about that.