I don't know how this thread stays open. Tongue-in-cheek or not, the butchered Ebonics are a little insulting.
I hear ya there! Kind of like how the NORDS get upset when us REDGUARDS butcher their language with DA EBANIKS!
EDIT: Also, how it be insulin to YOU? Dis be how I is talk. I be speak like dis cause my peoples is speak dis way. I left my book at Omar house. Probably because I was too lazy to pick it up. Kind of like how I was too lazy to put an " 's " at the end of Omar. DUTTY DUTTY LUV.