Nords Keeping The Redguard Down

Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:01 am

It's funny that no one make race jokes anymore in Skyrim
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JAY
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:48 pm




Black Americans, no, they aren't - but my eyes tell me they're pretty clearly black.

This made me laugh so hard I snorted.
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sophie
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:11 am

Oh gawd picking tundra cotton. I feel like a terrible person for laughing at that.
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Sara Johanna Scenariste
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:59 am

It's a pretty good OP.
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George PUluse
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:11 am

It's funny that no one make race jokes anymore in Skyrim
It really is. Skyrim is a place with a large majority of nords who are currently very judgemental of idealogies (do to the war) different from their own. You'd think it would be worse than Leyawin when it comes to racial jokes.
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Philip Lyon
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:19 am

I love you so much OP. xDDD
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Claudia Cook
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:48 am

"You people?" Whut you mean by that?
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:32 am

I realize the thread is a joke but yeah the Redguards, to my knowledge, have never really been a target of racism.
Not WITHIN the game...
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:09 am

"You people?" Whut you mean by that?
What do YOU mean, "What do you mean by 'you people'"?
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Sophie Louise Edge
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:10 am

Not WITHIN the game...

OH! So this is a GAME to you?

EDIT: You must be a NORD!
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james reed
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:26 am

I HAVE A DREAM. A DREAM THAT ONE DAY, YOUNG REDGUARD AND NORDIC CHILDREN, CAN PLAY TOGETHER WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE!
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Kaylee Campbell
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:47 am

I HAVE A DREAM. A DREAM THAT ONE DAY, YOUNG REDGUARD AND NORDIC CHILDREN, CAN PLAY TOGETHER WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE!

Probaly never: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kYaXUIkFEfI
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:43 am

Redguards gunna red
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Damian Parsons
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:16 am

I am so sick of walkin' around on my aching feet listening to these Nord's -- specifically Stormcloaks and Forsworn -- talk about the "OLD WAYS." EXCUSE ME? Let's go back to the "OLD WAYS?" Who do YOU PEOPLE think you are? Keep anyone with dark, or scaly skin outside of certain holds type of OLD WAYS -- is THAT what you are talkin' about? What's next? Us Redguards gon' have to go sit at the BACK of the wagon on our way to the next town? Might as well just have us all out in the fields pickin' TUNDRA COTTON under the heel of that no good UNCLE TOM NAZEEM! But hell! He MUST BE doin' somethin' right; that brotha the only one makin' any money around here!

EDIT: JARL BALGRUUF DOESN'T CARE ABOUT RED PEOPLE.

EDIT: BLACKREACH? YEAH. "BLACK-REACH" is a good name for the redguard racial ability IN BED, FOO'S!
i do know this is a joke but you do know forsworn are actually bretons fighting AGAINST the nords
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:53 am

i do know this is a joke but you do know forsworn are actually bretons fighting AGAINST the nords

You callin' me IGN'ANT? Tellin' me I don't know what I IS TALKIN' ABOUT or somethin'? Is it cause I'm RED? CAUSE I IS A REDGUARD?!

I don't care who they is! The NORD MAN is the DREMORA!

EDIT: ALSO I'm glad to know DAT YU TINK A DA PLIGHT AH DA REDGWARD IS A JOKE! BAGWAN! BOOYAKASHA! DUTTY LUV!
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:15 am

I don't know how this thread stays open. Tongue-in-cheek or not, the butchered Ebonics are a little insulting.
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:26 pm

Lmao
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Cedric Pearson
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:00 am

I don't know how this thread stays open. Tongue-in-cheek or not, the butchered Ebonics are a little insulting.

I hear ya there! Kind of like how the NORDS get upset when us REDGUARDS butcher their language with DA EBANIKS!

EDIT: Also, how it be insulin to YOU? Dis be how I is talk. I be speak like dis cause my peoples is speak dis way. I left my book at Omar house. Probably because I was too lazy to pick it up. Kind of like how I was too lazy to put an " 's " at the end of Omar. DUTTY DUTTY LUV.
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Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:29 pm

"The Orcs understand. The Nord-man also hate our people. We must live in reserved Strongholds and our young are hooked on Skooma."
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:30 pm


DUTTY LUV!

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nQeYoYn03s
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:35 am

"The Orcs understand. The Nord-man also hate our people. We must live in reserved Strongholds and our young are hooked on Skooma."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sophie Morrell
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:21 am

lol to everything
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jaideep singh
 
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Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:43 pm

Im scratching my head trying to figure out whats so funny about this thread.
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:27 pm

Im scratching my head trying to figure out whats so funny about this thread.

NOTHING is funny 'bout ANYTHAAAAAAAANG up in HEAR! ERRR BODY, ERRR ERRRBODY laughin' but ain't nothin' funny 'bout the struggle uh DA REDGWARD (BAGWAN) UP IN SKYRIM! DA NORD MAN BE DA DREMORA!


EDIT: NAZEEM IS IN KAHOOTS WITH THE NORD-MAN!
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:23 am

You know that the Redguards are actually called Ro'Gada or Yokudans right?
They were renamed Redguards because the people of Tamriel heard wrong and thusly said wrong.
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