So, I was exploring this cave today and encountered an apprentice necromancer. At least he was properly named, because he made it quite clear he hadn't graduated yet. Upon spotting me, he does what a necromancer does best, raise a minion. Now this would have been a perfectly reasonable action if he hadn't raised a dead person inside locked a cage that he obviously had locked himself. Facepalms and stabbing ensued.

Then there's my dear Lydia. The girl who without fear, doubt or common sense has to chase that dragon on the horizon. When she finally caught up to it, she had gathered a following of giants, mammoths, mudcrabs and pretty much every other badguy residing between Whiterun and Rorikstead. Of course she lasted about half a second against her entourage and left me to clean up the mess. On the bright side it did give me a warm feeling when I saw all those creatures put aside their differences and pursue a common goal though, namely beating up the batcrap crazy nord blazing through their camps.

You didn't make any questions about us, but I will tell me stories too.

1 --- 1

Aela is with me in a dungeon. I tell her to attack a draugr. She agrees and goes for it! Suddenly a draugr raises close to my position and I am forced to leave sneak and get to attack! But.. I suddenly notice it's a Draugr Deathlord. Oh my god! Aela.. help me!!

Then.. she's running around trying to figure out how to move between a wall and the draugr I told her to kill. And, suddenly, she ignores the straight path and starts to walk in circles... Suddenly she says: "Sorry. Can't do." and.. I "WTFED!"

Ok, I killed the Draugr. But... Hell!

2 ---- 2

I was walking with vilkas and some other companion.. I think it was aela... Going to the crypt to put the witch head into the fire...

Suddenly they start running and I followed 'em. When I notice what is happening... They were trying to kill a damn fox! Why?! I had to kill the fox to resume the quest. [censored]!

Ok, but there's worst!

I was killing a dragon in riverwood... suddenly I shout at the dragon: FUS RO DAH! and it stunned (was already on the ground)
A guard comes and opens a dialogue: I need to ask you to stop this... shouting.. It's making people scared..

Then all the sudden... I die because the damn blood dragon firebreathed me and the guarda and I couldn't stop the guard from talking!!

[censored]!

Dovahkiin really needs a 'this person is busy' switch to make people "Shut UP" when he is in combat.

Editted because auto-censor completely obscured my meaning.

Yeah. I'm making people scared because I am fus ro dah-ing a dragon. But no one is scared of the dragon, of course. Shouting is far more dangerous and supernatural than a giant lizard burning everybody with cruelty and teeth.

No, of course, the dovahkiin is breaking the laws. You know.. guards are righteous! Dragons are animals.

Try to kill a chicken in fron of a guard.. They say "Hey! That's a sacred animal!" (or something alike)