What are some of the funny things NPC's have said to you? Anyone from guards to Bandits and from commoners to Jarls. They all have spouted something funny at some point or another. Every time I'm killed by a bandit while my corpse it laying on the ground one of them has to be all like "Did you need something?"

Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Ohoho and the cheese! To die for. - Sheogorath

The innkeeper at Markarth calls his wife venemous at some point. What I find hilarious is that they have their personal problems out in the public when there are several people around. I wonder if Bethesda did this intentionlly or not.

There's some funny conversations Skyrim, but nothing like the crazy random talk in Oblivion "I saw a mudcrab the other day".

Thief: This is a holdup. Hand over all your stuff.
Me: I don't have time for this.
Thief: Hey, don't you just walk away from me!
*Thief attacks*
Thief: Nice meeting you/Good day (nice farewell etc.)
Me: *sigh* *brings out battleaxe and kills thief*

saw that redguard woman in whiterun having a conversation with her husband. Problem was her husband was on the opposite side of town.

I was running up the main street in Whiterun when I passed by old Vignar Grey-Mane who immediately yelled out, "Twenty septims on the girl! Look at that speed!"

But perhaps my all time favorite is one of Marcurio's... we stumble onto a large Forsworn encampment in the Reach, furious battle ensues, it takes what seems like forever to finish them all off, I'm all about the melee and he's doing the ranged magic thing so I lose track of him pretty quickly. After it's all over I'm standing in the middle of a circle of dead bodies and turn around to look for him, at which point he runs up to me through the human debris, stops for a moment as if to catch his breath, and with a completely straight face says - "These Forsworn don't even have the decency to dress right."

I LOVE some of the things they say to each other. To me though?

I used to be *gets shot*

I had that happen a couple of time before,I was like Wtf?