Oh simpleton scrub, how you camp on the MG
While I sneak up behind you, and shoot off your knees.

When I stick your teammate right next to you
and stare at his face until I yell "Ka-BOOOOOM!"

I fear being downed with an OP nearby,
for he will comms hack me, and I will then die.
But you, with your dumbness being so profound,
don't comms hack or disguise- just melee me on the ground.

While you camp on a ledge and snipe my teammates
I throw a flashbang, and you fall down on your face.

You're disguised face is very easy to spot,
for it's MINE- I pull out a mossington-"BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

Yes, you will say "I'M NOT DUMB!"
Really? You walked into a room full of sentries, turning you into a bloody gum.

Oh, the simpleton scrub, your stupid ways have helped me- or so it seemed...
But when I look next game... you have joined my team.


EDIT: Just a few things that seem to happen a lot to me, in poem form. Thought it up as I went.

best post i've read on here. love it.

*Round of Applause*



:cookie:

Lol. Hopefully someone will come up with something about the idiots who try to spawncamp

Bravo. *Claps*

*slow clap* Genius, my friend, pure genius.

Way to go T-Stan. Nice poem



Yes humans spawn camping humans are worthless. Me spawn camping bots, is abusing ignorant programing.

lmfao

Going to start that now! "The Little Spawn Camper that Tried"

i love this you have to make more

i love this you have to make more