last night i went on a date with a girl, i get out my car and knock on the door waiting for her then i see her bolt into the side of her house i go back to my car...my tires where slit
what where some crappy dates that happened to you

....soooo, what did you do after you found out your tires were slit?

i called the cops

"Hi Chris! I can't come tonight because me and my boyfriend are back together, sorry."

They hadn't talked to each other for three months. Then all of the sudden I get that message on the phone.

Not really a date, then, was it?

Look at it this way: at least you figured out she was some sort of crazed lunatic before it got to the "bunny boiler" stage?

Good choice.

Can't say I've had a date as bad as that one. Haven't really gone on dates other than with the girl I'm in a relationship with at the time. I guess my first date ever was probably my worst. I was in 6th grade. It was with a girl that would kiss me (on the cheek) all the time in 1st grade, so I was like "Hey, why not try again?" So we went on a date to the movies in the middle of winter. I was wearing a HUGE coat, so when we tried to hug, it was extremely awkward. Then came the kiss...and we basically laid down ground rules. For the kiss to count, it had to last 5 seconds and we had to have our arms around each other. I guess I wasn't all for it, being a 6th grade boy, and so as the kiss started, I kept my eyes open, looked down at my hand and started counting, "1...2...3...4...5."

Yeah...we didn't go on another date after that. She moved to Florida, we talked once since she moved down there and haven't talked since lol.

never been on a date but that svcks no matter what you are doing.

That... svcks.

I hope I don't get to see any similarities to any of the stories to be posted in this thread, of course I still need to JAHO.

I'm so nervous :cryvaultboy:

Write out a note that reads "I had a great time last night. Want to get coffee?" Then tape it to a banana and stick it in her tailpipe.

With my ex-girlfriend, whom I dated while studying abroad for a year: "So, I have something to tell you. I have a girlfriend back home."

:mellow:

"Didn't I tell you? I'm a man now."

Never been on a date or even tried to date someone. :shrug:

That's not a date. That's criminal mischief.

But, since I'm intrigued, why did she slit your tires?

Haven't had a bad date, they have all been good for the most part...

EDIT: By the way, what did you do to this girl to make her slit your tires?

What is this date you speak of I have never heard of this word.

Speaking seriously sorry to hear your tires got slashed by the psycho there. As said though glad you found out about her now instead of down the road. Reading quite a few of these crazy stories where people are killing their families then themselves or going on killing sprees before trying to axe themselves. Still remember reading about that freaking redneck lunatic that killed his wife, his family, and friends of the family before killing himself. All of this because his wife didn't cook his breakfast the right way.

Could have thrown the plate against the wall then stormed out didn't have to go psycho there.

technically the date went alright, but afterwards she started to be dishonest with me and eventually denied it was actually a date

What a nut job she must be! Worst thing I can think of is that feeling within the first 15 minutes that you have no connection and wished it was over. Nothing bad like what happened to you.

Yeah sorry I'm with some of the other people in this thread, I don't care about anyone else's first date, I wanna hear more about this crazy [censored] who slashed your tyres...

You must not be attractive then and she wanted you clean you of your impurities. Joking aside that is odd and I have never gone out on a date so I have nothing odd to contribute. You were just that one guy in the wrong place.

Aw, she's just playing hard to get.

Yeah, I'm with Penguin. Crazy girl needs more airtime.

Are you sure thats what happened? Doesn't make sense for someone you have never met, slashing your tires for no reason.

You see, in her mind, if your car tires are slashed you have nowhere else to go. You have to stay with her at her house.

It's really quite simple, I'm surprised you didn't see the romantic gesture.

Also, how likely is it that she managed to creep out the house whilst you were walking to the door, and slit your tyres without you hearing the loud "hiss" of air that inevitably escapes?? Is she a ninja??