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so I paralyzed him to let him cool down while in the mean time I humbly sat down at his table and had a few drinks , got back up and then casually started resurrecting his wife in front of him , when he regained control of his body he attacked me again , then miraculously his wife jumped in to defend me and started attacking him and , he must have forgot to put the toilet seat down ( again
).
anyway he starts wailing on his wife too saying sorry over and over again but its clear he didnt mean it because he kept hitting her... which makes it odd that he was crying during
The domestic abuse making me feel a bit uncomfortable I became ethereal so no one could see me , it wasn't my finest hour but I was embarrassed , I then realized he was about to be killed by his wife's reanimated body , it has come to boiling point now , I had to step in and kill her in front of him and then she turned to dust , he was on all fours and was saying " please please "
I being appalled at this sixual advance forced upon me decided to Resurrect him and parade him around town as an example to anyone who thinks forcing six on me is ok , he was so embarrassed that he turned into a pile of ash , haha what a day ! 
I found where ageing lived and killed it , replaced a mans wife , stepped in and solved a domestic dispute , and I survived a sixual assault and made an example of a pervert , yep ... I'm a real hero 

so I paralyzed him to let him cool down while in the mean time I humbly sat down at his table and had a few drinks , got back up and then casually started resurrecting his wife in front of him , when he regained control of his body he attacked me again , then miraculously his wife jumped in to defend me and started attacking him and , he must have forgot to put the toilet seat down ( again
).
anyway he starts wailing on his wife too saying sorry over and over again but its clear he didnt mean it because he kept hitting her... which makes it odd that he was crying during
The domestic abuse making me feel a bit uncomfortable I became ethereal so no one could see me , it wasn't my finest hour but I was embarrassed , I then realized he was about to be killed by his wife's reanimated body , it has come to boiling point now , I had to step in and kill her in front of him and then she turned to dust , he was on all fours and was saying " please please "
I being appalled at this sixual advance forced upon me decided to Resurrect him and parade him around town as an example to anyone who thinks forcing six on me is ok , he was so embarrassed that he turned into a pile of ash , haha what a day ! 
I found where ageing lived and killed it , replaced a mans wife , stepped in and solved a domestic dispute , and I survived a sixual assault and made an example of a pervert , yep ... I'm a real hero 

