Post all " arrow to the knee " jokes you want here : V

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:14 pm

I used to have a social life but then i took an arrow to the knee LOL !

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:05 am

But they're just not funny

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:58 am

I wouldn't call it a joke really, it's more like a cruel idea that was planted in my unknowing, innocent mind.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:26 am

I use to be sober like you...

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:39 am

...curved...swords...

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:39 am

I wanted to multiplay as a guard who took an arrow in the knee... (XD)
Jashkar

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:15 pm

My cousin's out resurrecting our Dragonkin, and what do I get? Dragonborn-hunting duty.

I used to be an arrow like you, until I took a guard's knee to the head.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:48 am

"I used to be an useless threader poster like you...Until i got a Ban to my profile".....I learned soo much on other forums.
"Did you see those Hammerfell soldiers?They got curved beards....Curved...Beards..."
"My cousin is out there hunting womens.And what do i get?porm...."

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:18 am

Post them all here and stop posting them everywhere else.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:35 am

No, I won't post any here as they are completely unfunny.
We don't need any "Official" thread for this, the forum barely has any of those jokes anyway, just leave it to youtube please.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:35 am

I used to have curved swords, then I took a Fus Ro Dah in the knee.

I call it... the megameme.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:38 am

But they're just not funny

This.
It's been a terrible meme since day one. I keep seeing the 12-year olds using it on youtube. I'm dying a little more inside everytime.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:30 am

TBH the arrow jokes aren't that funny any more.

I mean I would tell you a sodium joke, but Na.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:19 am

No, I won't post any here as they are completely unfunny.
We don't need any "Official" thread for this, the forum barely has any of those jokes anyway, just leave it to youtube please.

Lemme guess

You used to be tolerant, then you took an arrow in the knee.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:32 am

TBH the arrow jokes aren't that funny any more.

I mean I would tell you a sodium joke, but Na.

If girls are Fe male then does that make them ironman?

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:43 am

They are funny but you cant just use them on demand cause then it isn't funny.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:27 am

This is my joke:

http://kotaku.com/5872026/i-was-working-on-my-own-anti+arrow+to+the+knee-vid-too-but-then-i-?tag=skyrim

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:13 am

Psst. Hey, I know you. Hail arrow to the knee jokes!

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:31 pm

This is my joke:

http://kotaku.com/5872026/i-was-working-on-my-own-anti+arrow+to+the+knee-vid-too-but-then-i-?tag=skyrim

That video owns...

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:43 am

This is my joke:

http://kotaku.com/5872026/i-was-working-on-my-own-anti+arrow+to+the+knee-vid-too-but-then-i-?tag=skyrim

Well that was bad.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:37 pm

As Bethesda continues to cater towards casuals, what should be legendary jokes are now becoming overused memes.

The same thing would have happened to "Stop right there, criminal scum!" had it been in Skyrim, instead.

It should be seen as increased popularity of the Elder Scrolls series, rather than seen as an overused joke.

When ever you see an ATTK joke, read it as "Yeah, I like Skyrim too."

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:57 am

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:17 pm

It should be seen as increased popularity of the Elder Scrolls series, rather than seen as an overused joke.

Which is sad, because now the bethesda games are only going to be more and more du... oh wait "streamlined" to appease the casual crowd.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:01 am

At one point in time, I refused the offer for upgraded knee armor. Now look where I am.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:40 am

These are only funny when a clever one pops out of the blue when you aren't expecting it.
This meme has become like the Hangover; EVERY stupid kid around thought they were cool to drop a one-liner from that movie. We get it! You saw the movie. So did everyone else! God and it is still happening...