Cool your name is also ali. Lets be friends. :celebration:

Never really dated anyone, not because I'm a hermit(I'm not, I swear), it's just that all of the girls that have ever been interested in me have been awful.

And I agree with the above posts. OP should elaborate on this tire-slashin' girl.

I third the motion (meaning it's law now). :grad:

Get with the prequel: "How you met psycho [censored]"

and further commentary such as: "What the hell you were wearing to her house that set her off so bad?"

juicy details man!!



I mean, considering the deplorable state of quality television that's out there, you're one of my staple forms of entertainment! :celebration:

So get to entertainin' dag nabbit! :stare:


edit:
as to crappy dates... I'd get banned.

heck if i know

Considering I've only had two real girlfriends and I have been with the one I am with now for 4 and a half years, I really haven't had a bad date... All of them have been successes, and the last one obviously went well enough for her to stay with me this long! :tongue: Or she is staying with me for some other unknown reason..

We went out to eat.

Found out the girl hated to make eye contact. That was awkward.
She didn't like eating infront of others. That was awkward.
She only spoke when I asked her something. That was awkward.
Whenever I would say "I don't like this..." or "I don't like this person..." she happened to like those things and those people. That was awkward.
It was one big awkward dinner. Dropped her off at her house, rarely speak with her after that.

This.

But that chick either didn't take her happy pills or you didn't knock the right way. :bonk:

JAHO? What? No. Everyone knows you just club her in the head when she isn't looking.

"Hey Alexandra! How're yo- OH MY GOD! A UNICORN, LOOK!"

Man, this thread has so much potential to become a lulz fest. C'mon guys, some of ye all must have been on hilarious dates before.

That's... Very... Suggestive? :spotted owl:

Anyway, all my dates have been good. :shrug:

Is it bad that I laughed at this?

How'd she manage to get to your car and quietly slash your tires (it makes quite a bit of sound) without you noticing?

I've had girlfriends, but never something that I'd really call a date. I don't see the appeal, honestly. Simply hanging out is what I prefer.

I remember my first one. When I went to pick her up, I noticed she lived in the hick-iest part of town. Bonfires, confederate flags, guys in tanktops, shoes over the power lines, you name it. Her dad was waiting on the porch smoking a cigarette. We had some awkward small talk while she got ready. Soon after she came out, her older brother followed. Now, I should describe these two men. Her father has graying hair, a mean expression, and looks like an anorexic Robert Downey jr. Her brother is 6 foot 2, muscular, and has tribal tattoos running from his shoulders to his fingers. As me and her left, her dad said "You take care of her now, y'hear?" and sealed it with a wink. Not the friendly, trusting wink, it was more of a "You do anything to her and the police will never find your body" wink. I muttered the best "Yes sir" I could without shuddering and we promptly left.

It went smoothly after that. Not so much a crappy date as a scary one.

That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard.

Was at the mall talking to my girlfriend when we were attacked by evangelists, and we never went to that mall again which is a shame because I really liked that Bojangles.

im with the guy that suggested that was her way to forcing you to stay the night with her. its kind of romantic when you think about it. reminds me of the time i stripped the distributor out of the car when i went camping with that one girl in some remote woods. when she noticed it she got upset for some reason and when i pulled out my axe to fix it she went nuts all of a sudden and started running into the woods. never did see her again after that. :confused:

i guess some people just see the worst in everyone.

I once went on a date with a girl, an ex-girlfriend... well at least I thought it was a date. She actually invited me and another guy to a movie. I spent most of the movie with her and the other guy sat in front of us... pissed off. The date ended with me being confused and driving home.. confused. That was the last time I saw her and the other guy has hated me ever since.

I worked up the nerve to ask out this very cute blonde at work (this was like 1992). She says "yes" and then asks if our mutual male friend can come along.

CRASH AND BURN! I'm in the friend zone. Man that's a terrible place to be!

I did wind up meeting a fairly long term girlfriend at that job shortly afterward though, so it wasn't the end of the world. I'm telling you, it's so much easier when the girl expresses interest in you instead of waiting for you to express interest in them.

EDIT: Ooh scratch that. My worst date ended in two summonses for us I won't get into details, but the worst part began with a tap, tap, tap on the car window...

Did i mention i am 28

This. Saved myself from a lot of extra stress.

Are you sure you didn't say something like her mother bore more than a passing resemblance to Jabba the Hutt? :blink:

What happened though? So, you called the police, and what did they do?

Surely they would have arrived and made her explain herself. And did she get arrested or something?

Well, once one of mine would not stop talking about one of my friends once (was like our 3rd or 4th date) and even tried to text him off my phone saying it was an emergency lol. (among other things.)
That was in one afternoon lol.

Someone doesn't know the secret knock !
I've never been on a "date" but I have taken girls out for the day or night to the cinema, walks round the loch and time in a play park because we're all still kids inside
Only one "date" svcked, me and this girl were getting on really well for months and one day I asked her to come to the cinema with me after using much of my convincing words and ways she agreed, the time it took plus some of the messages it was clear I was after something better than a friendly night out, so we were in the film we both agreed it svcked and I asked her if she wanted to make out, she said no :facepalm: and never said another word the rest of the film. When the film finished and we were in the lobby she just vanished, up and left without a goodbye. To this day she ignores me like our friendship wasn't worth anything :shrug:

I actually saw her last weekend at my friends area when we went to the shop and she acknowledges my friend Ross and Gregor's presence but not mine, so I just finished buying my beer got my friends keys and left them to chat, was not somewhere that I wanted the hang around :flame:. Its like she just can't get over a question from what must be 2 or 3 years now :poke: