Interesting impression.
When I say, RAGE plays out like a 'Childs game'...I mean to say its certain things like how everyone in town is super nice to you from the start and BTW thinks you are awesome.
(Like a child should ever have to experience the opposite...my god.)
Take for example the fact that when you flip your car over, it flips itself back over for you. Magically.
Oh, and when it breaks down and you are in the middle of a fire fight you can just pause the game and call for a tow and you are back at home 100% ready to go in an instant. Kids do not want to deal with the reality of that kind of situation.
OH, how about when you bring Kvasir that toxin and the 2 robot arms are nipping at each other over who gets to take it. The Fuhk is this, Pixar?
This game certainly isn't bad, but it is more or less a bunch of rushed excuses so you can get to do awesome stuff.
Exactly, it is an odd mixture of a five year old's driving game, but with a lot of cussing, blood, and guts thrown in. Some of the characters like the mayor of Wellspring even look like something you would find in a toddler's video game. They don't just act friendly, they look like they should be on Sesame Street. Its just about as strange a juxtaposition as they get and I don't mean that as a compliment. I think Carmack was spending too much time playing consoles games with his little boy at the time.
In my opinion run-n-gun shooters like this are in the same general category as action flicks. With this much blood and guts and cussing what all those 30 second quest dialogues in between all the action require is more humor and one linears. Sheriff Black is about the best of the bunch for a nice dry sense of humor, but the others need serious work. Its not Shakespeare or even Star Wars and any good B movie needs at least a sense of humor if the dialogue is that broken up into pieces.