Real bad news for (male) laptop users! : Othor Games

Real bad news for (male) laptop users! · » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:02 am

Also: Laptops svck, and alway have :frog:

This.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:57 am

aslo it appears that physical trauma does not reduce fertility as well, considering there is this one youtuber guy who exclusivly makes videos of him self taking all kinds of testicular trauma (kicking, shadow kicking, swing set flying kick... etc.) and has like 3 kids.

Oh...oh god... :cryvaultboy:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:29 am

aslo it appears that physical trauma does not reduce fertility as well, considering there is this one youtuber guy who exclusivly makes videos of him self taking all kinds of testicular trauma (kicking, shadow kicking, swing set flying kick... etc.) and has like 3 kids.

yeah, but maybe he's not gonna have anymore!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:59 am

him self taking all kinds of testicular trauma (kicking, shadow kicking, swing set flying kick... etc.)

Why, just why!?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:42 am

aslo it appears that physical trauma does not reduce fertility as well, considering there is this one youtuber guy who exclusivly makes videos of him self taking all kinds of testicular trauma (kicking, shadow kicking, swing set flying kick... etc.) and has like 3 kids.

but I know a guy who had testicular surgery on his chest so he could impregnate walruses to save the extinction of the penguin race for the hope of all our sheep, to further the salvation of the cookies when we were baked at the Road Side Outhouse after the fat man unloaded his dough into the trolley. I smelled custard.

What?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:16 am

I do not own a laptop.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:00 pm

The heat can't possibly have anything to do with.. basically anything; in Finland we go to sauna and scorch our balls in 80+ degree steam! Talk about balls of steel :touched:

It's the wi-fi radiation, not the temperature.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:56 pm

I have spawned off spring.

So as long as the hydraulics continue to function for entertainment purposes, and my hip doesn't give out.. I'm solid

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:01 am

"Each donor sample was separated out into two pots."

They could have used a more technical-sounding container. "flasks" "bottle" or even just "container."

"WE TOOK THE SPERM AND PUT IT IN A FRIGGIN POT"

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:49 am

but I know a guy who had testicular surgery on his chest so he could impregnate walruses to save the extinction of the penguin race for the hope of all our sheep, to further the salvation of the cookies when we were baked at the Road Side Outhouse after the fat man unloaded his dough into the trolley. I smelled custard.

What?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:24 am

they did not reveal the distance between the sample and the laptop, i doubt they even had any protective layer to mimic skin, which could impact the results severely
there needs to be at least 4 test groups to do this properly, one close without mimicking skin, one close with mimicking skin, one about 3 feet away without mimicking skin, one 3 feet away with mimicking skin

You might say they ballsed it up....

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:37 pm

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Chickens, of course! What else could I be talking about?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:05 am

They actually received money to do this study and have the gall to say it was well conducted? The study seems flawed to me just because of the small amount of samples used and the way it was done. Maybe I can think up a study to do and get some money. :biggrin:

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:38 pm

Where can I register for this study? :hubbahubba:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:43 am

My brain compiled the thread title in such a wrong way...

Now, between laptops corrupting and sapping our precious bodily fluids, cellphone brain tumors, and remotely combustible printers, it seems we have uncovered an international communist plot, says http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHJCPoWCC8.

[edit]

Sorry, that was Ripper and not Mandrake.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:59 am

but I know a guy who had testicular surgery on his chest so he could impregnate walruses to save the extinction of the penguin race for the hope of all our sheep, to further the salvation of the cookies when we were baked at the Road Side Outhouse after the fat man unloaded his dough into the trolley. I smelled custard.

What?

Well done, internet. You have succeeded in scaring the holy hell out of me once again.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:38 am

Just as planned.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:06 am

Thats why you don't fit with it on your lap, I always sit at a table with mine since the heat/position is just uncomfy when its on my lap.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:07 am

How come everything only damages sperm (mountain dew right?) and I'm stuck with resilient ovaries that could turn my world upside down!?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:33 am

I read something like this a long time ago. I use my laptop as a desktop though, so I think my future children and I are safe.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:32 pm

How come everything only damages sperm (mountain dew right?) and I'm stuck with resilient ovaries that could turn my world upside down!?

It's the difference between indoor and outdoor plumbing

So yes, our seedlings are somewhat delicate..

On the other hand, we don't have to worry about cramps, bloating, yeast infections, smears, leakage, molds or funky smells emanating from said plumbing.. and that's when everything checks out medically for you girls..

It's good to be a guy B)

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:52 pm

It's the difference between indoor and outdoor plumbing

So yes, our seedlings are somewhat delicate..

On the other hand, we don't have to worry about cramps, bloating, yeast infections, smears, leakage, molds or funky smells emanating from said plumbing.. and that's when everything checks out medically for you girls..

It's good to be a guy B)

*Brofist*