I say, I say, I say there nahow, it's them there monty santo fellers in the lobby makin all them there problems, them and their corrupt monster lab polly ticks. They's itin my damn hound dog! Some fool keeps on a blathering about them there honeybees dying, and I am tellin ya, Ima, fixin to die myself,-- of boredom! I needs to know the burning question, who got kicked right offa american idol, not this here mad scientist stuff about genes and fuel and which one of them there fools in the government is to blame for it. Dag nabbit, my movie is on, now which one of them there monsters is a gonna die, the werewolf or the vampire?
dang nabbit woman but you sure make mah short an' curlies even shorter.. an' curlier..
an' weren't it that Paula Abdul girlie that done got kicked off of Idols? Ah's fergets cuz it's on at th' same time as Nascar.. -the missus watches idols on the bottom tv that don't work too well anymore, an' ah watches Nascar on th' top tv we done picked up after them Walmart riots last month.. -it was only barely scratched after that chase with the po-leece..
And as fer them monty santo fellers.. ah's noticed they be more than a little allergic fer mah gran-pappies gatorgun..

works wonders on them guvverment census people too..
And I believe that th Vampire gits hornswoggled by Abbot while Costello done gits a leash fer th' werewolf.. or somethin' to that nature...
Honestly, what is the difference between a North American and an African villager?
The
house hut of an African villager is usually made outta poo...
Here, you will catch cancer from the water and die. I would rathe die from a natural disease than to die of some weird cancer caused by my so called "comrades." The water where I live is disgusting. It's got tritium, radiation,estrogen,sewage,chemicals I know exist but can't name and who knows what else. So how does my fine city decide to cure it? Chlorine, a dangerous chemical to ingest, mixed with Flouride, also a poison!(although small doses won't hurt you.) It's sickening. Tie that in with the cancerous air and cancerous food, it's seriously like The Pitt all over again. I wonder whose idea it was to put a tritium factory right in my town, and to put a nuclear facility up the river.
But in Africa, the water tastes like poo...
