Who flew in the air around Alftand.
When Dovahkiin came round,
Mr. Dragon came down,
And proceeded to chew the Dovahkiin's face off.
I swear to God... if you think Dragons are underpowered, it us either because you are playing on too low a difficulty and lying about it, or you have OBVIOUSLY not faced an Ancient Dragon.
I'm level 45, 300+ health, 400+ stamina with my one handed perk tree lit up to the top (I'm dual wielding an Umbra-like sword and another ebony sword with 25 health drain), and the Nightingale Bow with my archery tree lit all the way up as well. I've felt a bit overpowered (and happily so) pretty much the entire game, playing on Adept difficulty...
Until now. Mr. Ancient Dragon has shown me the error of my arrogant ways. Do NOT run up to an Ancient Dragon expecting to dual wield his face into mush, as you have with so many dragons before. He will effing EAT you. No lie. I was FULL HEALTH, FULL STAMINA, had gotten ONE silly little swing in when all of a sudden, I lost control. I was pulling the triggers, I was shouting, but my Dovahkiin puppet did nothing I commanded him to do. It was then I realized- in the blink of a frickin eye, Mr. Ancient Dragon had picked me up in his great big, sharply-toothed mouth, and was now proceeding to shake the effing LIFE out of me. When he was done, he none-too-gently disposed of my mauled remains in a pool of my own blood, thirty or forty yards away in the snow.
Holy crap.
I loved this game before, but I've gotta say...
I never thought I could like a game more for having been eaten by a dragon. EPIC. =)

