Naked Courier?!?!1 : V - Skyrim

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:22 pm

I was less interested in the note than I was in figuring out how the courier managed to stay alive...while confronting beasts, bandits, and general all around bad guys.....

They probably figured he was so crazy that he was dangerous. :lol:

I've never seen the naked courier, but I saw a naked Redguard woman (well, their bikini/underwear stuff) on the road being hassled by the Al'riq (or WTFever they're called).

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:51 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:55 pm

I got a naked courier too. My brother was watching me play at the time and of course assumed I had stolen his clothes so he would be naked. If I was going to steal a guys clothes so I could perv on them it would not be the courier.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:15 am

lol this happened to me too, the letter I got also had the black hand on it, he disappeared the first time I talked to him so I didn't get the letter but I reloaded my save and it worked fine then.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:34 pm

Same happened to me. First time was when I had gone to the market in Windhelm in the middle of the night for the enchantment table, and afterwards I wandered the empty streets to leave when suddenly I see some scarcely dressed man with white headwear darting towards me as if his life depended on it. Not exactly what I had expected.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:36 pm

Sorry. That may have been my charecters doing. She is of course the elusive courier rapist.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:13 pm

well, the courier obviosuly has a special package for the Dovahkiin. I run away from them.

I usually throw an arrow at everyone I see running towards me. I never saw a naked courier in my games but thanks for the warning. I'll make sure to always have a good reserve of arrows in my quiver.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:54 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630735824408065535/0313865C96460BCDF0C717AE2465062EDB83C280/ if i had turned around from the forge a few seconds later, the divines only KNOW what he was going to do with it

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:18 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630735824408065535/0313865C96460BCDF0C717AE2465062EDB83C280/if i had turned around from the forge a few seconds later, the divines only KNOW what he was going to do with it

Oh my word now that is just creepy! That one isnt even nice looking. And I'm worried by how your horse has it's head hung, as though in shame or embarassment.

BTW you have ALOT of quest markers up, doesent that get confusing?

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:57 am

It's a Glitch, people. No need to over-react.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:15 pm

It's a Glitch, people. No need to over-react.

There are no real glitches in skyrim, or in any Bethesda game for that matter. Everything that happens, happens for a reason..

(Is not completely serious)

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:26 pm

Everything that happens, happens for a reason..

Radiant Ai moves in mysterious ways

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:42 pm

When I see one of these guys I use the console to equip the clothes they have in their inventory.

Mod idea: someone make (not port) a Vault 21 jumpsuit for them to wear, instead of their random clothes

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:47 pm

SO i got freaking kidnapped!!!

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:29 am

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630735824408065535/0313865C96460BCDF0C717AE2465062EDB83C280/ if i had turned around from the forge a few seconds later, the divines only KNOW what he was going to do with it

How many times did he rpae you, Boy? *thump* *thump* *thump* :\

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:05 pm

are the couriers nords? it could just be a play on the whole naked nord thing from morrowind.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:03 am

Weirder still is that he has clothes in his inventory, but chooses not to wear them.

Same thing used to happen in Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Same bug showing up in an entirely new game engine?? What are the odds.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:57 pm

this happened to me too, i figured he was rebelling against the status quo or giving the bird to his boss.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:34 pm

Are you sure a witch didnt steal his clothes? It seems like Nords always get their clothes stolen from witches.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:33 pm

Are you sure a witch didnt steal his clothes? It seems like Nords always get their clothes stolen from witches.

What makes you say this?

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:44 pm

Athyn, its a joke from Morrowind, most of the naked nords you met in Morrowind had their equipment stolen by witches.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:40 pm

A Messanger Approached me in his Boxers / Towel thing while I was fighting a dragon and said " Uhhhhh, This is for you"

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:26 pm

Athyn, its a joke from Morrowind, most of the naked nords you met in Morrowind had their equipment stolen by witches.

No kidding.... and after I installed a nvde body fix mod for MW earlier today I was REALLY surprised by the poor sot who needed help getting his clothing back.... I didn't realize it was anatomically correct for males as well as females. Talk about porm....

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:33 pm

"What happens in Skyrim stays in Skyrim."