Dumb conversations…. : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:48 am

Kajait (Female) Merchant- "The Nords do not let us in their cities. They think of us as nothing but, skooma dealers and thieves."

(Clicks on "What do you have for sale".....looks through her merchandise and she is selling Moon Sugar and Lockpicks).

Ahhh hahahahah!!! So true!

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:30 pm

NPC: "You shouldn't be in here!"
Me: "I've just trekked halfway across Skyrim and through a stinking crypt full of homicidal undead to retrieve your lost property, and you want me to sit on your freezing doorstep for the next eight hours while you have a sleep? Can't you just take it now, you ungrateful *&$*!"

(@bekked - loving the Black Books reference)

LOL!! Yeah... This crap is annoying. And you also get a rediculous tresspass on your record. Pbbb... Nonsense.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:45 am

Some of the conversations are cool if you think about a rationalization for them.

The "I get guard duty" line comes off as very badass if you take it as ironic.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:12 am

Or how about little miss tough girl; Braith.

Braith: "I'm not afraid of you you know,even if you are my elder. Boys,girls,dogs,elders - there's nobody I won't fight!"
My PC:"Oh really? So you're a tough girl, eh? Let's fight!"

OMFG, I hate the Bethesda game's children (Fallout 3 and Skyrim, at least - I assume they're the same in all Bethesda games).
I so want to kill them. The $***s in LIttle Lamplight (Fallout 3) were the worst - they had guns and would still run. :mellow:

Hrongar:"I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form.Just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy."

Yikes - haven't heard that one. :blink: