Trolling : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:08 am

It has to be said though, your character has to sleep. Needs to rest. Can eat.

It would just be logical for him to need to take a dump every now and again. He would struggle though, as the world of Skyrim has no toilets anywhere I can see :smile:

Oh there are toilets. There are rooms, with straw on the floor and a wooden bucket. Guess what it's for. You have to bear in mind that Skyrim hasn't heard of the Romans and Irrigation is not something they think about. Sure there are wells scattered about, but no toilets that we'd recognise. These people do what bears do and find a group of trees >.> that...or a bucket.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:12 am

...or a wall in the case of most NPC's, or a rock, river, creek, someone front yard, just out in the middle of the street. Its quite funny.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:55 pm

Has there been any confirmation of essential NPCs getting killed yet?

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:13 pm

In my game a Riverwood dragon attack left the wife of the general store owner, dead - he seems to have not noticed however.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:40 pm

Wouldn't it be funny if they actually let the characters drop a load. I'd def. play the dark brotherhood scenario. Drop a target whilst the drop a duece. :banana:

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:58 am

Wouldn't it be funny if they actually let the characters drop a load. I'd def. play the dark brotherhood scenario. Drop a target whilst the drop a duece. :banana:

lol

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:44 am

Lol if the game let you kil kids then it would also allow for s.e.x. which would just jack up the rating and make it unavailable to the majority of the world probably. Dragon Age games with thier soft p.o.r.n outakes raised all sorts of alarm bells that took alot of convincing to get past many censorship issues.

You mean, slitting someone's throat open, blood spraying everywhere... the 'executions', the betheadings, the...'strong' language shall we call it, the animal cruelty, torture references throughout (including a nifty set of torture tools), actual displayed torture + screams, rather graphic necromancy, 'assisted suicides', rampant kleptomania, corpse hugging, drug making and subsequent taking (Skooma)...I suppose I 'could' go on...isn't worth an 18? *petitions the Certification board to downgrade SAW to a 15*