I have yet to find any corn in Skyrim.

I've taken plenty of leeks though.

I'm doping a bunch of sidequests atm, so I'm only Thane of Whiterun. Lydia only says the usual stuff, like "Honor to you, my Thane." and "Long life to you, Thane." I do wonder if she's eating all my food, cause that seems to be all she does.

LOL!!!!! I know! I got sooo scared the first time she said that... And the second, and the third time... After that, i was just like, whatever bit(#...... Tryin to sell me... Pfft. Good sales woman though. If i didnt have my phd in stat checking, i'd buy cure all every time i walked in there.

And stare at you while you sleep...
And i think she has hemorroids... Cause she keeps sitting up, sitting down, sitting up, sitting down, over and over again... Wtf is wrong with her?
Or maybe she has ants in her pants from all those bread and cheese crumbs she's leaving on the floor...

Lol. Were you trying to make a poop and pee joke? Cause it works.
Sky (rim) = bowl-toilet... Lol.

For me too. Each time I've played it Farkas really fought the four Silverhands, killing them one after each other.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea, good sales person! hahahahaha I'm just always horrified that I may have picked up Sanguinare Vampiris when she says I look so pale! LOL I'm like wait a sec, I haven't fought any vampires! And you call yourself a healer, woman? PSH!!! LOL

I was at the College of Winterhold, and I noticed Tolfdir going into a lot of the student's rooms, sitting down in a chair as they slept, and eating or drinking something.

Haha! Im just incredibly relieved you can't catch the vamps just by getting nicked by their blades like in oblivion. That was terrible...

I'd be nice if i could say something to her. But our characters arent very witty...

"you dont look so well yourself, woman. You might be coming down with a case of the clap" "now shut your face and sell me some giant's toes"

[Edit: "on second thought, nevermind... Maybe thats how you got the clap in the first place"]

Okay, so "clap" isnt the most witty comment you could say, by a long shot, but still... The option should be there.

Lol. I know..
I like tolfdir... But i think he might be a diddler.

I've only seen him in Drelyna's room at night. Dirty old man.

Catch the Vamps hahahahahaha yea, but I still wonder HOW do you catch vampirism here? I mean, I have fought vampires and I thought I was pretty far away from them. The did get a swing in, once or twice and each time I had Sanguinare Vampiris. 0.0 So maybe it is STILL transmitted via Blade! LOL

I think Tolfdir is on the verge of Altzheimer LOL

That scene is a bit corny.

But Skyrim is'nt corny overall.

Maybe they just hate how steel armor looks?

What?! Really? Oh man... Well... Luckilly i dont have it... I dont think... Is it listed as a disease on the stats?

As far as tolfdir... I think youre right... He does have old timers...
He's ALWAYS losing his alembic... And he probably thinks its his room he's in.
Poor old fella...

Hes probably like "ugh... The last group of students we had got themselves lost, now we got a bunch of idiots. One always talks about stealing stuff, another always complains about disturbing his dead fellow bretheren, and then there's this one... Always sleeping in my bed..."

Aww... Now i feel bad for callin him a diddler.