Marriage? Where the women at? : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:12 pm

Marry Sylgia and take your mother-in-law, Anneke Crag-Jumper, with you adventuring. Annekes quite attractive too but already married.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:04 am

For male and female the selection options are just horrid. Marcurio has the least hanging meat slab of a face, but the second the robes come off he's effectively a stick with legs and Vilkas you can't marry without clearing The Companions questline and I'm pretty sure he's consistently covered in dirt. Those are literally the only two males in Skyrim I find remotely attractive and the only decent looking females are house-wives. Then again whenever I hear 'Can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman' I reach for my sword. ...That could be interpreted in more than one way. XD It's official, Skyrim needs a bath house. And maybe a brothel. What? My characters are all shameless. >_> And unlike most people in Skyrim, they actual go for a bath and change their clothes once in a while. ...Whether they put them back on again is a totally different matter.

Skyrim is representative of a Dark Age Norweigan society = not much bathing.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:56 pm

Skyrim is representative of a Dark Age Norweigan society = not much bathing.

And much like in the Dark Ages we can fight dragons, grumkins and snarks!

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:46 pm

Skyrim is representative of a Dark Age Norweigan society = not much bathing.

When the Danes settled in England one of the complaints the Anglo-Saxons made against them was excessive cleanliness. Compared to Arabs or Byzantines the Norse may not have been models of cleanliness, they didn't build bathouses, then again they did have saunas and were known to bathe more regularly (ie at least every once in a while ) than other North Europeans