It's funny because a certain subset of your kind has spent a lot of energy fighting for the right to marry. And when it is possible for gay marriage in a game, you choose to marry a woman instead. The irony is really hilarious. Nothing to do with toilet humor.
"Kind"? What, are people of different sixual orientation now subject to the terminologies of creationists?
With that context in mind, I also find it funny that some gay couples are now wanting to divorce. Really? You fought so hard to get married, now you want to be separated. What's the point?
So, using that logic, people fighting against gay marriage should not divorce? Splitting up, regardless of orientation has nothing to do with sixuality, or conquering a legal right. It is simply about not having a viable relationship. Wow, for someone wanting to be part of the discussion (which in this context has become silly), you are losing any sensibility in reasoning with it.