I forgot about the potions, that was almost the funniest part.

I was thinking the children's book was popular because they used it page by page.....if you get my drift.

I might have been playing this game too long.

My character has used a few

WAIT A MIN, so the buckets are toilets..
dam, and i have been wearing many buckets on my head lately.......

Careful...you can get Ataxia like that.

And facial rock joint or dare I say face joint

Probably Brain Rot and Witbane too. Wearing chamber buckets on your head is just a bad idea in general.

Hate to disabuse of you that.... but I didn't - until I looked him up on google.... I'm a bit "younger" than vaudeville. And comedians were never something I enjoyed. It was an interesting read though!

I think I'll add indoor plumbing to the house mod I'm working on. Some kind of blending of Dwemer tech and good old fashioned Nord brute force.

Pretty sure if the Dwemer were still around, they would have come up with proper toilets with water and flushing and stuff...

(Or perhaps instead of sewage, Dwemer toilets have a small "void" where all of your crap simply gets dumped into another dimension... much to the inconvenience of that dimension's inhabitants)

Hm... I'm thinking of an ancient Nord ruins throne combined with a dwemer urn...

I shall call it... the Royal Flush!

Why would you poop in a bucket? Just go outside and squat. Besides, that system is much more efficient. We weren't made for pooping sitting down, and toilets have been linked to hemorroids.

Yeah, right, hemorrhoids are caused by...

Hey, poop or get off the throne!

Okay, how will you express yourself if you can't hurl a bucket full of (bleep) out a window or door onto the unsuspecting public, as we did in the Dark Ages (when religion was ahead of science)?

A shot in the dark has a whole new meaning, amirite?

Up until about 90 to 120 years ago, we all squeezed off a deuce in a bucket. If in some cities, you were expected to curb yourself and not go on the sidewalk.

What was even more gross is they actually had laws about when and how you could approach someone to talk to them when they were taking a dump on the curb on a street in a city. Just so you don't have to look it up, it was considered bad form to talk to someone until they have finished their business.

It's also why men are supposed to walk on the "street side" of the sidewalk. You see, it is more polite for the man to be covered in the splattered night soil spilled out into the streets.