That is so freakin' funny considering I work in a gourmet cheese shop surrounded by 350 different cheeses!

I would weigh 350 lbs if I worked around that.
On a topic-related note: I thought my Wabbajack had despawned. I could've sworn I had it in the chest at the foot of the bed in Markarth (where I keep specialty clothing and other gear). I wanted to Wabbajack Mjoll to make sure her LVL was maxed. A few RL days after I gave up having checked every container and plaque I own I noticed the plaque over the entrance door to Breezehome and there it was.

As a final insult: every time I Wabbajacked Mjoll it only did the fire- or ice-based attack.

I tried numerous times, zoned in and out, saved, and reloaded, but could never get the animal transformation so I gave up.