Toilets in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:17 pm

If you guys keep this up it will be a Maiq the Liar line in the next game. "Maiq does not dare relieve himself, in case someone is watching in third-person view..."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:30 pm

Just relax and let the warm ocean currents relax your every muscle.

People drink out of that.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:23 am

If you guys keep this up it will be a Maiq the Liar line in the next game. "Maiq does not dare relieve himself, in case someone is watching in third-person view..."

Or the guards. "I used to use the bucket, until I took an arrow to the backside."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:09 pm

If you guys keep this up it will be a Maiq the Liar line in the next game. "Maiq does not dare relieve himself, in case someone is watching in third-person view..."

Gold

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:00 am

Don't know about toilets, but Whiterun at least has baths and showers, or haven't you noticed the pools and showers coming from Dragonsreach down to the city proper. Of course, they're public, and cold, but hey, they work fine.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:05 pm

I feel your pain OP. If my character had of known how hard it was to find a decent bathroom, then they probably would have laid off the cheese and cabbages.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:47 pm

Ever since a dragon tossed Alvor in Riverwood like a Caesar salad, I just piss on their burning corpses when I feel nature call. As far as the poo, let me just note the crops outside Whiterun are much more fertile these days.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:31 pm

As far as the poo, let me just note the crops outside Whiterun are much more fertile these days.

Clever thinking.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:44 pm

What a useless thread, why dont we make threads about THE REAL problems in skyrim, theres a conncept

I reckon it's because after a while when only problems are talked about, it gets depressing. I think most of us are aware of the problems, having a thread like this which is light hearted is a refreshing change. I'm pretty sure there are quite a few threads about the problems anyways!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:56 am

Always wash your hands after collecting Imp Stool.

Signed,

Mom

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:24 pm

Who needs toilets when you can FUS-RO-DAH your [censored] across Tamriel.
Most send their unwanted waste to Blackmarsh, which is why the plants grow so much there.
Also, Eldergleam Sanctuary acts as a sewer of Skyrim.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:30 pm

^{There are really nice looking pots in this game that are worth 0 gold.}
^{Never wondered why nobody wants to pay money for them?}

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:00 pm

Who needs toilets when you can FUS-RO-DAH your [censored] across Tamriel.
Most send their unwanted waste to Blackmarsh, which is why the plants grow so much there.
Also, Eldergleam Sanctuary acts as a sewer of Skyrim.

Why do you think the tree's grow so quickly and so large in Valenwood?!! Human waste makes good fertilizer apparently, saying that I would be a bit worried about the much heralded 'Tree Villages' I am hoping to see on next gen in TES 6 'Vallenwood', one would be wise not to walk on forest floor when human waste is being disposed of from above in the tree tops

Too bad umbrella's wern't invented back then....

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:59 am

There are buckets in alcoves everywhere! i dont know where this no bathroom idea came from.

What is that in your avatar?

A smurf girl?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:28 pm

Everyone in Skyrim is apparently full of $h!t and have been for years...

You could however use one of those Dwarven pots to take a dump in.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:08 am

Why would you need a bathroom anyway, since

a. Since there's no hardcoe mode, you dont have to eat or drink, and

b, if you do eat or drink, all food in tes games are converted into 100% energy with no waste anyway.

I live in riften anyway, Ive got the lake, the ratway, or hell, the whole towns like a sewer, might as well use it.

Kinda odd though. Like the imperial city sewers in oblivion, why are there even sewers in this game if there's no tiolets?