Toilets in Skyrim : V

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:43 am

My character has been holding it for over month. He also needs a warm shower.
I suggest a Bathroom DLC immediately

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:18 pm

There are buckets in alcoves everywhere! i dont know where this no bathroom idea came from.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:55 pm

bathroom and a warm shower? milk-drinker!! real men use the river for all their needs

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:41 am

everyone in skyrim has constipation
they have also lost their sense of smell

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:02 am

First bathroom I found was in a mine close to Riverwood. But kinda know what you mean about the houses though. I guess you're supposed to go out in the fields somewhere. You're pretty stuffed if you get the runs though.

And > Aphaea (hey fellow Kiwi!)

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:26 am

Just relax and let the warm ocean currents relax your every muscle.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:33 am

I'd rather not have a bathroom DLC thanks, you have seen the physics in this game?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:52 pm

There are buckets in alcoves everywhere! i dont know where this no bathroom idea came from.

I'm the DRAGONBORN! I deserve a solid gold toilet for saving everybody

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:17 am

I'm the DRAGONBORN! I deserve a solid gold toilet for saving everybody

Ah, i see, an elitist. Fair enough!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:59 pm

Actually, for the longest time, people went to the bathrooms in buckets and other containers and threw it on the street outside their windows. Why you never walked under a window in the cities. Romans had public restrooms, but I don't how many other cultures incorporated it. Also I don't know the extent of technology in Nirm incorporates it either.

Bathing on the other hand was definitely springs or vary rare occasion. It is expensive and time consuming to heat tubes of water. They may have bathed more in the summer time but in skyrim... a river from the mountains would be too cold.

You forget.. if everybody was dirty and stunk... it wouldn't matter if you were clean

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:08 pm

There are buckets in alcoves everywhere! i dont know where this no bathroom idea came from.

This. I have noticed that in this game there are more places to go potty than in any other previous TES game that I have played. I never used to look for the faciliities until I saw these silly threads on going to the bathroom. Now I look for them and and there are buckets everywhere.

First bathroom I found was in a mine close to Riverwood. But kinda know what you mean about the houses though. I guess you're supposed to go out in the fields somewhere.

Without a functioning Sewer System or Plumbing, then yes, you either squat over a bucket, or go out in a field. Up until the early 1900's, it as a common job to collect the "Night Soil" from peoples homes. Richard Trethewey does not work in Nirn.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:41 am

Have you tried using the 'I-Need-a-Toilet Shout' or 'Nau-Aan-Heyv!!!'? (On-A-Duty!!!) :lol:

What this shout does is it summons a toilet. When on the toilet, 'Creatures and people up to Lv25 flee from combat for 60s.'

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:22 am

The Thalmor had toilets banned, do you really think the Nords are just pissed off because of some 'ban' on talos worship?

THEY WANT THEIR DAMN TOILETS BACK!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:17 pm

You will earn in the TES world the inhabitants consume all of their food and water leaving zero waste no need for toilets.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:08 pm

I'm the DRAGONBORN! I deserve a solid gold toilet for saving everybody

Are you mad? solid gold is worthless! no, no, the DRAGONBORN needs a toilet made out of dragonbone!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:42 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/632987624215572272/4520EEDE5D8099DC0860C9A3D32B9439299B32DF/

Complete with reading material. :teehee:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:56 am

There's a potion for that. (#2 I mean)

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:07 am

I'm a little surprised rich, urban places like the IC or Solitude never have bathrooms in the palaces at least (think Roman-style bathrooms). For most people buckets or outhouses make sense.

One of the NPC sprites in Daggerfall is a guy sitting on/in a bucket while thumbing through a book. Funny how often you get invited into houses with that guy.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:12 pm

Its called the woods.
There is a really good reason bears go there.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:59 am

Are you mad? solid gold is worthless! no, no, the DRAGONBORN needs a toilet made out of dragonbone!

Um... all those spikes sticking out... no thank you....

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:22 pm

Déjà vu

http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1224042-hardcoe-roleplayers-do-you-use-toilets-outhouses/page__fromsearch__1

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:08 pm

everyone in skyrim has constipation
they have also lost their sense of smell

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:38 pm

I'm a little surprised rich, urban places like the IC or Solitude never have bathrooms in the palaces at least (think Roman-style bathrooms). For most people buckets or outhouses make sense.

One of the NPC sprites in Daggerfall is a guy sitting on/in a bucket while thumbing through a book. Funny how often you get invited into houses with that guy.

Surely, you've seen a pitcher sitting in a bowl on a dresser in many of the bedrooms of well-to-do homes? I'd be willing to bet it's not water in the pitcher.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:38 pm

Um... all those spikes sticking out... no thank you....

You milk-drinker! a true nord never backs down! not even when spikes are sticking up his ass. Haha. :laugh:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:33 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/632987624215572272/4520EEDE5D8099DC0860C9A3D32B9439299B32DF/

Complete with reading material. :teehee:

That's it, I quit. Until Skyrim builds a sewer system and proper flushing toilets I won't fight Alduin. :yuck: