Or... you could use... THE WABBAJACK!!

Seriously, this is the best line in all of Skyrim. And the way he says that is hilarious, too.

Early in my first game I was at the Halted Stream Camp. It was down to the bandit chief and one of his minions. Lydia is fighting the minion and I'm head to head in a two handed battle with the chief. I "Fus" him, he stumbles back and steps on a pressure plate that I hadn't even seen. A huge mammoth skull comes swinging down and hits him head on. He goes flying back 10 feet and gets splattered against the cave wall dead. I was like "WTF!" I'd never seen the mammoth skull traps before and it took me a second to realize what had just happened. I had to pause the game until I stopped laughing.

"You must add... ONE SEPTIM!" "Silence! I am the Gourmet!"

I was dumping a Sabre cat that i killed into a river and it attacked me

I love it when bandits yell "Is that all you got?" during my cinematic two-handed sword thrusts through their chest. Reminds me of the black knight in Monty Python.

I felt so bad for that girl...

1. Crazy chickens killing Stormcloaks at Gravius Farm. I tried like hell to get a good shot, but no luck. I used Fos on a troll attacking me, and somehow hit a couple chickens with it as well. Two roaming Stormcloaks somehow came to my aid and the chickens attacked and killed them. Never seen it since then and trust me I have tried to set up a repeat.

2. Naked revelers fighting a Derax's Male Troll (yes he has a full set of parts).

3. Bear chasing elk, elk runs off cliff, bear follows right after it. I go down to bottom of cliff and get some meat and pelts.

Had that happen to me as I was doing a massive beheading on an Imperial. As his head is still flying his words are on the screen and I hear his final death cry. Had to stop the game I was cracking up so bad.

killing bandits. as they die they say "what's the hurry?" or "be careful!"

sometimes they also say it while their heads fly off

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Didn't know if I should accept the letter or not