I wish. Girls ive asked out are either already taken or gay lol. Ive never been lucky with love. My love life can be summarized by a bit of a song i found recently:

"Here comes my baby, here she comes now,
And it can come as no surprise to me, with another guy.
Here comes my baby, here she comes now,
Walking with a love, with a love that's all so fine,
Never could be mine, no matter how I try"

I know this is a joke thread but ill never understand dumping a girl ever.

And we all know how easy that is..

You just won the thread

A thread on how to repel women... on a gaming forum...

Hmm.

I know many many many attractive Scottish women. The girl I've been dating recently (we've only been on 3) is from Dundee -- She's a performing arts student at Manchester met. She customizes her own clothes and does ballet. I adore bohemian girls.

If I was 17 and had met her off the internet I'd insist I'm in love. But in reality, I'm not. She is a catch for me though -- exactly what I've always been attracted to but never been involved with.


Fixed?

As is the case with most guys who ask girls out -- quite disheartening.


He did indeed. Turns-the-page has exquisite taste in the art of lechery.


Ask them to sign up to said gaming forum and show them your relationship thread on how to fool her into being with you? I bet that would work

:drool: :hubbahubba: :clap:

If you want to get rid of women, tell them you play video games..... a lot.

If they are so attracted to you that it doesn't phase them, invite them over for an afternoon of gaming, followed by an evening of gaming, followed by a full night of gaming, followed by a morning of gaming.

If she's still with you after this, you need to marry her.

I just ask them out, they run for the hills.

Does that mean if you ask them to reject you they just run at you and face plant ?

But very little actual skill.


It's the red hair, they're all "Oh [censored] a viking!".

not conveniently. Worst one was a girl who id been going out places with, hanging round with. I was gonna invite her round to ask her out the next day what do i see on facebook? "(name) is in a relationship" gods sake. The gay girl was actually BIsixual at first but got a girlfriend and well that was the end of that. Shes still my best mate though so still good We even joke about it occasionally.

That's girls for ya, they either become lisbians or they become idiots.

If you joke around about it, then it means she's not averse to the idea...............

Which is a hint to just ask her out..........

I have to choose!!?

:laugh:

Hmm I was quite sure Princess Stomper had given you some advice and then you told us you were with a girl. Maybe it was someone else!

I did dump my girl (on Christmas day, the last Christmas) because I wasn't feeling comfortable with her and I didn't like the fact I had to think of another person whenever I do something or go somewhere.

Heh, thank you for the humor. But yes, they choose the girl they are gay, they choose the guy that's hurt them before and have stabbed them in the back and probably will do it again, they are an idiot.

:rolleyes: Hon, I can tell you quite honestly, part of the problem here is the kind of women you apparently find attractive. I am female, have a lot of female friends and none of us want an [censored] to date. Sometimes we end up with one, because they are nice at first, but once their true colors are revealed, any woman with an ounce of self-respect puts them on the bullet train to Dumpsville. Trust me.



And on that narrow-viewed note, I think it's time to lock this thread, which was pointless anyway. I know some of you are young, but maybe a first step toward being comfortable and attractive to the kind of women you'd like to get genuinely involved with is being comfortable with yourself first.