[Symone Velez]

Alright... you see.... there is this girl and...... well....... I've been with her for a year now; doing great and really, really don't need any of your opinions to help me out with my relationship with her.

That's right! This thread is not about asking advice on how to get together with a girl/girls..... its an advice thread about how to repel the female gender. Ever had a girlfriend you wanted to dump but could never work up the courage to do it? Trying to ward off the blond stalker woman that is possibly outside your window right at this moment waiting you to get off the computer and get dressed for bed just so she can get a peek of you naked?

Then this is the thread for you! Here, I ask you all to share your strategies in sending women running for the hills! For some of us 'just asking her out' won't do the trick, female forum-goers, your input would be invaluable in this thread.

[cheryl wright]

I really doubt there is any male on this planet that needs help repelling the opposite six. Usually acting Male does the job.

Don't pay attention to your appearence (especially the shoes! Dirty and worn as you please), blow them off for sporting events, the more beer at said event the better, "forget" important days, etc.

[Joe Alvarado]

And for everyone else, just take the inverse of this thread and apply it to your life.

Not the negative reciprocal, that almost never works.

[He got the]

If you really wanna get rid of her... cheat on her, preferably with her best friend.

[Steve Fallon]

If you really wanna get rid of her... cheat on her, preferably with her best friend.

Better yet, say she's fat. Every single time she tries to talk to you, just say "You're fat."

[Céline Rémy]

Leave the toilet seat up.

[Wayne W]

JAHO/Just Ask Her Out

[Anne marie]

Trying to ward off the blond stalker woman that is possibly outside your window right at this moment

This guy is good. You know its bad when you're even avoiding your Facebook page.

[jess hughes]

Fraid I beat you to it, man.

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1097815-help-with-girl-problems/

Joke was done just a few days ago.

[suniti]

ya see, to people like me who find getting a girlfriend really hard, this is very illogical.

[Shiarra Curtis]

If you really wanna get rid of her... cheat on her, preferably with her best friend.

Or her mom, or sister.

Or if you really want to get rid of her, her father.

[sam smith]

I prefer the traditional "Sorry Sweet heart, you must have turned my gay at some point.", approach.


Actually when I want to break up with some one I sit them down, talk to them about it and try to minimize hurting her feelings as much as possible. I dont try to repel women because I haven't got the balls to do it right.

Thats right forum goers. I have balls.

[Ray]

Or her mom, or sister.

Or if you really want to get rid of her, her father.

Or all three....at the same time....in a volkswagen.....with a camel

[Amanda Leis]

Stop bathing.
Problem solved in ten to twenty days.

edit:
combine this with eating lots of curry and garlic flavoured foods, halves the time scale.

[Claire Jackson]

Or all three....at the same time....in a volkswagen.....with a camel

No, that just turned her on...

[Franko AlVarado]

We all know how the last thread like this turned out :shifty:

[Elisabete Gaspar]

JAHO/Just Ask Her Out

[Sarah Knight]

if not bathing is too harsh, or you work in an office -no reason to lose your job over this..

• cultivate a cool chick hobby, like WH40K, and say your hosting battles every weekend from now on..
  
• join a fringe cult -or say you did. Probably best not to actually join though.
  
• start a cool chick collection, like empty beer bottles.
  
• State that although you are still hetrosixual, you would like to wear womans clothing around the house, and if it works out, in public, all the time.
  
• You want to book an adventure vacation eith er as a civilian contractor at Kandahar airport, or just climbing K2.
  
• You want to open up the relationship more, and start eyeing other guys.

the list is virtually endless with a little thought... :shrug:

[Kristian Perez]

Impersonate me. :intergalactic:

Okay, I do have a girlfriend, but that was all luck and no skill, I tell you!

[quinnnn]

ya see, to people like me who find getting a girlfriend really hard, this is very illogical.

I'm fairly sure he's just taking the piss like Raithen, which doesn't do wonders for this thread's livespan, but I'd just tell anybody with too many women to send them my way.

[Karl harris]

I'm fairly sure he's just taking the piss like Raithen, which doesn't do wonders for this thread's livespan, but I'd just tell anybody with too many women to send them my way.

Post code?

[Paula Ramos]

ya see, to people like me who find getting a girlfriend really hard, this is very illogical.

I thought you had a girlfriend??

[Jinx Sykes]

Post code?

Scottish women don't count.


(Except Emz! Don't kill me!)

[Cathrin Hummel]

Scottish women don't count.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/127995/karengillan.png

[Mrs shelly Sugarplum]

... its an advice thread about how to repel the female gender.

I don't need a thread for this, I'm coming up on 20 years and I have done so well at this I have never had a girl to repel away. Sure there have been girls that have had crushes on me but they and there parents were crazy. I'm not a bad looking guy, just girls today no longer want the strong guy who will take care of her, the family they could possibly have, and themselves. Girls or women my age no longer want that guy the will not stab them in the back, and hurt and or cheat on them. Seriously, I may not be the most prolific in this field but I can tell you this, I've had my heart ripped up enough times to become a titanium, diamond composite. Girls, try to rip this.