Had one glitch where I was arrow-shooting a mage on top of a ruin. I was just crouched low behind a wall and was standing-shooting- then croaching again to reload and avoid incoming fire.

Well at one point when I crouched, an Orc came running up at me with a wicked two handed ax and he came on top of the ledge just where I was shooting over. I thought I was finshed. He swung at me with ax, then again and again. I sat froze expecting to die, but nothing.

Then I realised he couldn`t hit me; his angle was wrong and he couldn`t bend down! So i just kept firing arrows into his crotch until he died. It took awhile.

Would`ve been quicker if they had locational damage! lol!

They need to animate them so they can bend and actually hit something just below them in melee.

How do you pick up a body? Just wondering...

I also had a naked courier. At first he ran up to me clothed, said he had a message then disappeared. I sat there for several minutes looking around, shrugged my shoulders and ran a couple hundred feet and rested. He then reappeared naked, delivered the message and ran off. Fun stuff lol

I've encountered quite a few bigger bugs lately.

One was when I was running along the road to solitude, I suddenly see an imperial guard standing still looking behind him. Behind him, a horse with a noble guy was floating in the air for exactly one second, after which it went diagonally up in the sky to the right, then further up to the left, back down, and finally up again to the right further and further away until it was out of distance (and quite high) at a great speed. I shrugged, and ran past the guard, only to see the noble guy on his horse run on the road from the direction of Solitude to the guard, and they went on again, acting like nothing happened. xD

Another one happened when I returned to this "place" where I previously completed Sanguine's quest, this time to get something someone apparently lost there. It was filled with enemies again, so in the outer cells I killed everyone to proceed inside. When I did however, I heard some screaming and fighting, and when I advanced a little bit further, I discovered good old Sanguine had chosen to leave his realm and clear the WHOLE area for me. He didn't say anything to me aside from "What?", "I don't owe you money, do I" and the like. Easy quest was easy. ^^

There's also one where two wolves came running up to me to attack, and I used Kyne's peace so I wouldn't have to deal with them. One of them was succesful, but the other one must've been hit very barely or something, because it still showed the animations to circle around me and run after me to attack, but it never bit at me when near or even attacked me. I had a wolf companion until I entered the ruin I wanted to visit for a quest, then it was gone. Well, he was annoying anyway, frequently stood in my way.

The other night I took pity on a blue soldier guy that were captured by some pointy ear people. Since my character was heavily outclassed I browsed my inventory for some means of killing the pointy ears. I discovered that I had a scroll of mayhem which would cause everyone to go insane and attack each other. Cool. So I use the scroll and it has the desired effect and luckliy the prisoner survives the mayhem. But he's not happy because it's apparently a crime to hit innocent people with malicious spells. So there we stand, me in my steel armour and him pounding away at my chest with his bare hands. None stop. I sheath my weapons. He's still pounding. I move away he follows me and continue pounding as soon as he catches up. Now, I really did not want to kill the poor sod so I stand there for a bit trying to figure out what to do. I'm not a mage so I don't have any calm spells at my disposal. The mayhem spell had worn off long ago so he's really pissed at me. So I decide to head back to Whiterun and see if I can find some solution. Off I go with blue soldier guy still trying to knock dents in my armour. As we get close to Western watchtower an armed and heavily armoured chick comes stomping down the road and nearly decapitates me with a giant 2 handed sword. She's a friendly NPC not a baddy so I'm like WTF? Now I'm in trouble because I know she's gonna succeed in killing me on the next blow. I sprint away and luckily 5 steps later gets stopped by a guard who politely informs me that I broke the law. I almost kissed the guy and I was never so happy to pay a 40 gold fine which in turn calmed everyone down and went their seperate ways.

It was funny although not strictly a glitch. More like unpredictable game mechanics. Lol.

I stole a horse from an imperial camp near Solitude, and it added 50 to my bounty... in Windhelm. Those Stormcloaks really hate me messing around with the Mmperials.

I can across a Riften guard sitting on an invisible bench on the walkway next to the main bar. It looked like he was taking a "bm"

My entry into the glitch fray:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1hcMxEKhHg

Skyrim Head Bangers

LOL!

HAHA

THERE IT IS AGAIN more funner

Lol. Perhaps we are witnessing the birth of a new internet meme. At least it is more funner than people complaining all day long about Skyrim. That is definitely not as fun.

In all seriousness though, I think they're just poking fun with the word. You know, to make things a bit more funner. Okay, I'll stop now...

When my brother was playing once, a horse fell out of the sky and landed in front of him before ragdolling down the mountainside... pretty damn funny.

I once encountered Balbus (the random encounter guy who asks you if you know the Gourmet). He had no head. Well, technically, that's not entirely accurate. He had a head alright, but it wasn't on his neck. He was carrying it in one of his hands. It was disconcerting to say the least.

This should make your English more better: http://www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=grammar+book&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=9580063843959895650&sa=X&ei=q84QT5LGLYTq8QOB463sAw&ved=0CH4Q8wIwBA

My story is loads betterer than your guys' storieses. One time...no, wait....twice, I got off my horse only for it to fly back to where I mounted it and die. Like it died from my weight, but the lag was so bad that it didn't register until I dismounted.

Awww...why you want to take all the funning away? This a most funnest conversation.

I would of laughed my ass off!! LOL

O.o Thx... I guess!

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