Nothing that funny. My spellsword's master enchanted (ebony) weapons are
(Greatsword) Annul: shock damage, magicka damage. (Against magic users.)
(Battleaxe) Enfeeble, frost damage, stamina damage. (Against general enemies.)
(Warhammer) Decimate: fire damage, paralyze. (Against heavily armored enemies.)
(Greatsword) Reap: soul trap, banish.
And the (glass) armor pieces
Helmet: The Mind (fortify magicka, fortify magicka regen)
Body armor: The Body (fortify health, fortify health regen)
Boots: The Mobility (fortify stamina, fortify stamina regen)
Gloves: The Strenght (fortify two-handed, fortify block)

My warrior only smiths, and my thief only uses alchemy, so they don't get to name their stuff
