http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9DMnQS6iOU


This is my WTF moment.

I encountered the Khajit caravan, followed five seconds later by a thief. The Khajit just watch while I pummel the thief to death, then one walks over to the corpse and says something along the lines of: "He's dead! How could this have happened?"

I was trying to kill a giant for a quest. Had to fight the wrong one, summoned my fire autonach, then she hit the right one, the other one, and a mammoth. Got killed. Summoned another fire autonach, she hit 2 more mammoths.
So had 3 mammoths and 2 giants after me. My autonachs got squashed, I tried running away, they followed, not a lot of chance to escape stampeding mammoths and angry giants, ground bouncing me in the air when giants tried to hit me and from the mammoths.
So I tried fighting, got killed, hit the ground then bounced into the air 3 times.

Anska was wierd.
Did her quest, she was hearing enemies before seeing them, that was fine.
Then draugr came into the room, she stood there going, who's there?, while being attacked.

A good one.

Was doing the TG quests for the trophies and ended up killing Vald in the courtyard of the temple of Mara. Stood there with Vald impaled on my swords. Heard 'Ok, fair enough', turned round and there was Brand-Shei watching me.
He then wandered off.
No reporting, nothing. No fight.
Either he liked her, or hated Vald, or both, but it was good for me, lol.

Most of my "WTF" moments have come on this forum whenever someone feels a need to start yet another previously done to death "I find Skyrim boring after 300 hours of play", "Skyrim isn't an RPG", "Skyrim isn't as good as game "XXX"" type thread.

I put this into another thread:

Another character I have (of the three) is a werewolf by night and summoner by day. I once got in a bind and wanted to leave a battle in a hurry, so I left a poor summon to take the damage as I turned into a werewolf and sprinted away... but after awhile my stamina was completely drained so I decided to look behind me after that long run half way across the entire hold... to turn around and find all seven enemies I ran from plus twelve more right there!!!! WTF!!! A werewolf runs halfway across the Pale at a dire desperation sprint and not only do the seven enemies keep up, but every random enemy in the area latched onto the scent too? Dead... instantly... and then the grand melee started between the various enemies.

a follower that died at the hands and claws of an elf a troll and a couple of wolves appears in my house several weeks after the fact on her bed still dead as ever.

Valeria: "Do you want to live forever?"

My first WTF moment is true for the other factions as well.

When I did the first faction quest line and it was over so quickly and they are like you know what? You should be the Harbinger! You have been with is for only a week but it feels like we have known you forever. Sure the other members of the Circle probably know much more about how to run things and about everyone's backgrounds but Nope, we think you are a better fit because you helped us out for about a week.

Posted this in another thread, but here's a skeleton attacking me with Dawnbreaker, after a Draugr hit me with the Disarm shout.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/451722154148121851/?tab=public

Yesterday I was attacked by an fox. No idea why I just heard a sound took an small amount of damage, turned around and saw an fox attacking me, informally I just killed it instead of seeing that was going on.

Dude that is gold. LMFAO. You would think it would die right?

I had something funny happen to me last night in Whiterun. I finally lost my rag with Nazeem after yet another sarcastic 'cloud district' quip, so Fus-Ro-Dah'd his ass halfway across whiterun.

Next thing I know, his wife starts attacking me out of nowhere, followed by Nazeem when he'd finally picked himself up. Then a guard runs up and initiates the 'you've been a naughty cat...' dialogue, so I paid him 500 gold to look the other way.

That's sorted then I thought, so wandered back into the centre of Whiterun just in time to see 3 guards butchering Nazeem and his missus with a war-axe...

Best 500 gold I ever spent!

in true martial art, you can kill people with bare hands, if you know where and how to strike.

Adrianne was improving tomatoes, leeks and cabbages with her hands at her workbench. Practically hammering on them with her fists. The tomatoes, leeks and cabbages were from that fruit seller at the market.