Where are all the Skyrim toilets? : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:15 pm

Morrowind had the best toilets! :cry:

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:20 am

Next time I pick up a bucket, I better have [censored] fall all over my face........

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:53 pm

Dude...it's a video game :facepalm:

Yes and some roleplayers want the option to roleplay such things. No need for a facepalm.

OP: As everyone said, it's the buckets.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:49 am

Can't be sure... but there must be a mod for that if thats your game xD

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:25 am

The toilet is http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/subrosa_florens/Skyrim/Skyrim088.jpg. Don't forget to use the air freshener when you are done.

Man, no respect for books. You're in Skyrim alright.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:29 pm

i used to run around with a bucket on my head. Damn if i only knew..
O well, i found a bucket with the Lusty argonian maid beside it. Whoever uses the toilet must love the book.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:54 pm

Speaking of the Dovahkiin, he just does takes a dump while your in 1st person.

Isn't there a Shout for that? Fus Ro Poo? :wink:

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:14 am

What did you think that river in Whiterun was?

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:02 am

I found a use for the Roll of Paper, and now the bucket.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:00 am

but he cant take a crap.

That's what the buckets are for. There were no toilets in the dark ages ...
:cool:

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:27 am

Speaking of the Dovahkiin, he just does takes a dump while your in 1st person.

From one Dovahkiin to another- whatever you do, for Talos' sake don't go and shout a full-power unrelenting force while ya got a bad case o' the backyard trots! It ain't pretty, don' smell great, and the dragon wasn't overly impressed either.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:52 am

Chamberpots = buckets.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:57 pm

It's called 'the wilderness'. Ever been camping? See that bush over there? Go get behind it. See that rabbit over there? You can use that when you're done..

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:34 pm

Adventuring.

No time to crap because #YOLO

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:25 pm

Everybody is constipated.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:47 pm

I like to practice muffle while on the loo so no one will hear my struggles.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:54 pm

I like to practice muffle while on the loo so no one will hear my struggles.

Or the sounds you make when using the too-dry corncobs to wipe with.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:08 pm

I was very pleased when I discovered the little rooms with buckets. I'm sure my character was relieved.

i c wut u did there

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:08 pm

Bethesda actually did a good job with the toilets. There is a bucket in every cell. I've seen a few places with three buckets lined up with stools (lol) next to them and panels of wood between them... a crude lavatory of sorts.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:28 pm

Bethesda actually did a good job with the toilets. There is a bucket in every cell. I've seen a few places with three buckets lined up with stools (lol) next to them and panels of wood between them... a crude lavatory of sorts.

So how come they're always empty? Hmmm... maybe it's the same janitor that keeps all those candles lit up in the dungeons that have been sealed tight for the last 2500 years...

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:02 am

So bears do!!! crap in the woods, and I wondered why I couldn't pick up the round brown mushrooms. :swear:

Hate to be under a Dragon when it drops it load, maybe there's gold in there too?

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:44 pm

So bears do!!! crap in the woods, and I wondered why I couldn't pick up the round brown mushrooms. :swear:

Hate to be under a Dragon when it drops it load, maybe there's gold in there too?

Yep, a [censored]-load of it....