Where are all the Skyrim toilets? : V

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:41 pm

My character cooks, eats, sleeps, fights every thing and then pulls the wings off butterflies but he cant take a crap.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:39 am

They are the buckets you see in corners. Theres even books next to them for your reading pleasure.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:58 pm

Thus the reason why we get to "pick-up" buckets :S

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:51 am

Yeah the buckets. LOLOL

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:43 pm

I sometimes put those buckets over people's heads if I rob their stores. Can't even imagine the smell.
Not on serious characters though, it's much more fun to break in anyway.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:38 am

There's a lot of soil and leaves about...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:05 pm

Embershard mine. The bucket is actually sunk into a wooden floor.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:01 am

Help the farmers out and fertilize their crops.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:06 am

Theres no where to pinch a loaf its tragic. I guess buckets are as far along as they invented in tamreil for that purpose, strange.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:04 am

There was a Bandit fort with one setup with a book and a potion of True Shot next to it...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:39 pm

Kinect command: "Give toilet". "Need to crap" is also valid.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:50 pm

My character cooks, eats, sleeps, fights every thing and then pulls the wings off butterflies but he cant take a crap.

Dude...it's a video game :facepalm:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:03 pm

The toilet is http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/subrosa_florens/Skyrim/Skyrim088.jpg. Don't forget to use the air freshener when you are done.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:42 am

There was a Bandit fort with one setup with a book and a potion of True Shot next to it...

Every tavern should be equipped with this set up, lol

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:18 pm

At least they have buckets in Skyrim. I don't think they even had those in Cyrodiil (and they certainly didn't have the fancy little bathroom setups like you see in some bandit camps). It's something at least. (And yes it is a video game, but for some reason these little things stick out to me.)

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:43 pm

The toilets was one of the first things I noticed, and at first I wondered why the heck someone would place buckets in a corner with a book next to it until I suddenly realized what it was meant to be. A very nice little detail.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:35 pm

What do you think rivers are for?

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:40 pm

I was very pleased when I discovered the little rooms with buckets. I'm sure my character was relieved.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:25 pm

"looks at bucket in the corner"

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:51 am

The Adoring Fan took them all away.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:28 pm

You're surrounded by it. They crap in the woods.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:26 pm

You're wrong to even expect toilets. They had something like outhouses in castles, but most people, Lord and peasant alike, used chamber pots. Some could afford porcelain bowls, some used buckets.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:24 pm

In Valtheim Towers there's a potion of minor healing next to a bucket lol.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:02 am

Did you notice that only places inhabited by Bandits have those special buckets?

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:49 am

In Valtheim Towers there's a potion of minor healing next to a bucket lol.

Heh, its to help with the pain just in case if you ate something spicy the other night :biggrin:

Anyway, havn't you seen those people grasping their butts, jumping up and down, running into the woods? Follow them and they'll lead you to it... Or they just got butt [censored].. who knows?'
Seriously though it is the forest or a bucket.
Speaking of the Dovahkiin, he just does takes a dump while your in 1st person.