Skyrim girls are easy. : V - Skyrim

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:13 pm

I'm going to try that one myself when I'm next 'on the hunt';
''come on baby life is short and hard''
''well you did fetch my long lost mug, lets get married now then''

" short and hard....." ?? don't think that'll work to well

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:50 pm

Well, the guys are just as easy :hehe:

Pffft. That's our job.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:49 pm

I used to be a casanova like you, before father time shot an arrow at my knee :sadvaultboy:

Hah. It wasn't time that got 'im. Truth is, he got wore out by the super mutants in the Mojave. Tried to warn 'im....

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:07 pm

''come on baby life is short and hard''

As long as she's not saying that about you, I guess you're golden.

» Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:36 am

Yeah they seem easy now, wait till they divorce you and claim half of your horses, homes, loot and cheese wheels!

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:02 pm

It is not the girls.

If it had Internet and forums within Skyrim would you be sitting there and chatting with NPCs from Morrowind. You would be talking with them about how hard it is to find girls in Skyrim.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:27 pm

It is not the girls.

If it had Internet and forums within Skyrim would you be sitting there and chatting with NPCs from Morrowind. You would be talking with them about how hard it is to find girls in Skyrim.

And then you'd be banging "hot naked Khajiit chicks" into Google Nirn and perusing the 8,000,000+ porm results that came up.

» Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:37 am

Yeah they seem easy now, wait till they divorce you and claim half of your horses, homes, loot and cheese wheels!

NOOOOoooooo!!! Not the cheese wheels....

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:34 pm

Hah. It wasn't time that got 'im. Truth is, he got wore out by the super mutants in the Mojave. Tried to warn 'im....

I used to work Vegas with nothing but the prosttute outfit, then a pack of Deathclaws ripped me a new one :fallout: