Skyrim girls are easy.

Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:21 pm

C'mon now... do them a favor or two, wear an amulet, and they're yours.

If Earth girls were anything like that I'd be with Megan Fox.

In Skyrim, I guess I'd go after Aela the huntress. I like the hairy big toothed girls.
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Oscar Vazquez
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:47 pm

The guys are easy too. Settle down Farkas I've only known you for a week....
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Paula Rose
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:25 am

Well, the guys are just as easy :hehe:
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Victor Oropeza
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:11 pm

Perhaps if you were Dovakhiin in real life, youd be flush with girls too?
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Nina Mccormick
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:04 pm

"are you INTERESTED in me?!"
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luis ortiz
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:08 pm

Well, the priest dude does at least try and explain that everyone's easy because life is short and hard etc.
It's not like everyone is easy for no reason in particular.
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Kit Marsden
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:31 pm

"I'ld marry you twice"

Charmed. But Dova don't swing that way.
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Katie Louise Ingram
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:11 am

Well, the priest dude does at least try and explain that everyone's easy because life is short and hard etc.
It's not like everyone is easy for no reason in particular.

I'm going to try that one myself when I'm next 'on the hunt';
''come on baby life is short and hard''
''well you did fetch my long lost mug, lets get married now then''
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Cat Haines
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:14 pm



I'm going to try that one myself when I'm next 'on the hunt';
''come on baby life is short and hard''
''well you did fetch my long lost mug, lets get married now then''

XD
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Dark Mogul
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:41 pm

lol indeed everyone is skyrim is easy when you look as hot as me

LMAO :P

hehe vain much.... :banana:
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Inol Wakhid
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:00 pm

I disagree that Skyrim girls are easy. I mean, have you ever tried to get the clothes of Ysolda?
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Natasha Callaghan
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:20 pm

lol indeed everyone is skyrim is easy when you look as hot as me

LMAO :tongue:

hehe vain much.... :banana:

I used to be a casanova like you, before father time shot an arrow at my knee :sadvaultboy:
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Alexis Acevedo
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:53 pm

Skyrim girls: So easy you don't even need a charm spell to catch them.
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Riky Carrasco
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:06 pm

if you listen to the monk from the temple of mara he says that love is hard to find these days what with the dragons and bandits and it's dangerous, people don't have the time to sit down and make a life with someone after dating. if you listen to that monk he'll explain it.
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Maeva
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:50 pm

I don't recall killing her ex lover and some innocent girl who sells flowers, not to mention the number of murdering you need to do just to even get there, anything but easy.
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:40 pm

Well, the guys are just as easy :hehe:

Guys are always easy. How much work do you think Jessica Alba would have to do to get into my pants/marry me? None, all she would have to do is ask.
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C.L.U.T.C.H
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:33 pm

Doesn't work for Khajiit or Bosmer lasses. :D
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Stacey Mason
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:10 am

girls in Skyrim are so easy...that my Female nord is married with Mjoll the Lioness LMAO!! xD
i didn't think it was possible :biggrin:
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Benito Martinez
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:37 pm

Doesn't work for Khajiit or Bosmer lasses. :biggrin:

I don't just want a Khajiit wife, I want a hareem!
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Vickey Martinez
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:45 pm

C'mon now... do them a favor or two, wear an amulet, and they're yours.

If Earth girls were anything like that I'd be with Megan Fox.

In Skyrim, I guess I'd go after Aela the huntress. I like the hairy big toothed girls.

Well some of them you have to beat up first. ... ... :devil:
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:14 pm

I'm going to try that one myself when I'm next 'on the hunt';
''come on baby life is short and hard''

That could end with you getting owned.

I.e. Are you talking about your life? Or another part of your body?
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:24 pm

Doesn't work for Khajiit or Bosmer lasses. :biggrin:

Indeed, and even the Renrij Krin said "Don't play hard to Get"
maybe everyone at the Caravans are already with someone and J'zargo doesn't like only one lady :o

I don't know about Bosmer though.
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:43 pm

girls in Skyrim are so easy...that my Female nord is married with Mjoll the Lioness LMAO!! xD
i didn't think it was possible :biggrin:

lol. My female nord is married to Mjoll too.
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Post » Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:02 am

C'mon now... do them a favor or two, wear an amulet, and they're yours.

If Earth girls were anything like that I'd be with Megan Fox.

In Skyrim, I guess I'd go after Aela the huntress. I like the hairy big toothed girls.

Well, in a world where potential death is always around the corner and there`s safety in numbers, it makes sense that it`s a bit easier to find partners. In our world today people can afford to get married and divorce like they`re in a sweetshop, but in the old days you stayed togther for mutual benefit of survival.

There could be a little more duration in the courtship process though.
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Stephanie I
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:35 pm

Its all about the looks :cool:
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