You know you've played too much Skyrim when... : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:53 am

...you just walk in to random peoples houses without knocking, excpecting them to be wecoming.

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:55 am

You own it on all three platforms and are about to fail your office computing course...

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:21 am

...you refer to rats as skeevers.

"press x"

these guys are gonna tear you apart

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:39 pm

...When you start to think that the textures in real life svck.

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:16 am

You're driving home from work.....see a bonfire where someone is clearing off land....... and immediatly think of giants and mamouths. True story.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:10 pm

...you just walk in to random peoples houses without knocking, excpecting them to be wecoming.

This wins the thread

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:04 pm

You know you play too much when...
you complain on the forums that the game is boring after 200 - 300 hours of playing.

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:26 am

When you call your wife Lydia......

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:01 am

When you call your wife Lydia......

Female variant: When you make your husband wear a Todd mask in bed.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:06 pm

When you see a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdt7yn2BoU commercial and want to jump into the TV and start chasing moths.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:47 pm

You know you play too much when you mess something up in real life... and you automatically think ...."That's alright, I'll just reload a save"

Done that a few times!

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:16 am

When you shout Fus Ro Dah at your boss when you're mad. Also, said boss played Skyrim, alot.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:33 pm

When you're talking with a friend and yell out, "You Imperial Dog!" and then the said friend then replies with, "Filthy Stormcloak". Then you say, "I'll cast a paralysis spell, drag you to the roof of this school, and Fus ro Dah you off of that roof," to which he replies with, "I'll Oh Da Viing and you'll be dead."

True Story

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:35 pm

When someone mentions that your beard is turning grey and you reply with 'wait...so I'm a Greybeard?'

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:43 pm

When you think Edoras is a rip-off of Whiterun

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:43 pm

I hope for mankinds sake this is a joke. God the discussions that will follow otherwise

The "article" was written by a Sean Penn... I think its fake

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:17 am

yesterday a saw a flower when going back to home.... LAVENDER *_*, God, it was so similar, i thought it would really be that plant. Almost took it XD

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:50 am

yesterday a saw a flower when going back to home.... LAVENDER *_*, God, it was so similar, i thought it would really be that plant. Almost took it XD

You do know Lavender is real right?

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:55 pm

You keep pressing the TAB key while browsing the internet.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:07 pm

When you imagine yourself being somewhere in Winterhold when it's snowing.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:47 pm

My brother in law also plays skyrim and whilst walking back from the pub i honestly did this for a laugh..

Picked a big bunch of ivy from a wall pointed at it and said 'you have successfully harvested Ivy'.

He gave me one of those looks..

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:32 am

.. When you park your mode of transportation far out of sight of your destination, because you're afraid it'll attack anything in sight when you get there.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:20 pm

You do know Lavender is real right?

Sure ^^ but I never wanted to take one to make a potion =x

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:46 am

You know you've played too much Skyrim when...

...I ask my wife my share of the profits. :whistling: