WTH Bethesda?

Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:42 pm

Despite the thousands of complaints and grievenses i've read about Skyrim,
from glitches and lag to you should have this and that, there's
one i've found to be lacking an outcry. At least from what I've seen.

To be honest, this is something I've been annoyed about since my first 12 hours
of playing. I, like many of you probably did, went to my local Gamestop
for the midnight release of Skyrim. There's was nothing fancy about the occasion,
the people out there with me were just there to get the game a few hours
earlier than other people. For me though, it was also something I've always
wanted to do, Skyrim just seemed like the best one to do it for.

Anyway, when I got home I started my procedings by popping the game
in my PS3, turning on my tv (two weeks old, first hdtv just in time for Skyrim),
grabbed my big bag of Halloween candy (probably my last one ever, seeing as
i've turned 21 since and drinking at parties is much more appealing than candy),
and jumped right into my Nord, after an hour of loading of course.

Besides the shouting and the dragons, there was one thing I was looking forward
to the most way back when i first read about Skyrims details in Game Informer.
That's right, I wanted to COOK! Not only that, I wanted to cook everything. Starting
with one important food dish for any Maryland resident. So I found my first Mudcrab
outside Whiterun and bashed it to death. Only to be heartbroken.

WTH Bethesda? Why no Crab Cakes? There's no excuse not to have Crab cakes in this game.
Even Fallout 3 had crab cakes, and they didn't have crabs! Well, non-mutant crabs anyway.
You're a Maryland game company, how could you let this detail slip?

Forget the lag fixes, bugged quests, and unfair bribed exclusives, just give me a gorram Crab Cake!
From one MD citizen to another, Please!
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Izzy Coleman
 
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:20 pm

Crab cakes? Crab that are cakes?
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:55 pm

Hahah, and here I thought that this was going to be some rant about how the game svcks because there's just a few things you don't like about it, or how it wasn't as good as the first one, or how the DLC is Xbox Exclusive for a month...

Well, at least this is refreshing. This should be in the game though.
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Genevieve
 
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:34 am

Haha, nice
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clelia vega
 
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:14 pm

I agree. I think Beth should pay us all $1000 for damages caused by not being able to make crab cakes.

I mean, HOW DARE Beth leave out such a vital feature.
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:32 pm

No, I've been blessed with a Daedric disc copy of Skyrim, doesn't get any glitches or freezes. +350 hours, never had one occurence. You mean you didn't know? I thought everyone had one.
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:55 pm

Hahah, and here I thought that this was going to be some rant about how the game svcks because there's just a few things you don't like about it, or how it wasn't as good as the first one, or how the DLC is Xbox Exclusive for a month...

Well, at least this is refreshing. This should be in the game though.

I'm probably one of the few PS3 gamers who doesn't care about the lag and the exclusivity of the DLC.
I mean did any of them play any of the other Elder Scrolls games? There was DLC for Oblivion that didn't
even touch any PS3 version and a non laggy Bethesda game is like a Yankee's roster without an over-payed player.

All I care about are the small obvious things that should have been added if only for flavor. The Elder Scrolls series
is the only medium of game I can see things like that happening and they don't do it enough sometimes.
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:18 am

Ew I depise crab cakes!
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:20 pm

Ew I depise crab cakes!

yeah...well....i don't like Colin Farrel!
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:57 am

Of all the things you would find wrong with skyrim, you find not making crab cakes to be a problem? Lol. Crab cakes are tasty though...
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:37 pm



yeah...well....i don't like Colin Farrel!

Agreed
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Post » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:50 pm

I want Colin Farrell cakes.
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