Oh.... my! What are you wearing? (Serana) : V - Skyrim

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:02 pm

She has a face?

Dude, the body should be the same as every other female npc, whether they be young or old. I can't see you guys preferring her because of that. Or what, don't tell me it's her personality? :biggrin:

Kinda like the magazines. "It's not because of the ~~photos~~ face, I like it for the interesting ~~articles~~ personality". ^_^

It's because she has no interest in marrying you.

Seriously. I bet that's the appeal for many players whether they're conscious of it or not. The rest of the games NPCs will either marry you without hesitation or otherwise can't be approached about the subject at all. Serana's the only NPC who can be approached and will turn you down flat. And people just generally tend to yearn for what they're expressly told they cannot have. It's human nature. If Serana was actually, um... marry-able... she likely wouldn't be getting this much attention.

Whoa, hold on a sec. Since when are the guys so into marriage? :blink:

» Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:20 am

She is about the only NPC follower with a very interesting story/background. no one else does.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:11 pm

Whoa, hold on a sec. Since when are the guys so into marriage? :blink:

Oh, hell I'm not. But like I said it's all about the "You cannot have this." challenge. My wife used to stonewall me at every turn. Just getting her to go out with me in the first place took a lot of work. Getting her to agree to marry me took a lot of work. And now that we've been married for a bit, I've been trying to see what sort of a price she'll fetch on eBay.

Which reminds me, I need to go check on something.

» Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:08 am

Yes, you caught me. I would definetly kiss Serana when she leaves the tomb. A cold, wet http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19700000/James-Franco-james-franco-19758594-488-275.gif :tongue:

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I am not judging because I would give her a big wet kiss too, and then go Molag Bal on her :hubbahubba:

It's because she has no interest in marrying you.

Seriously. I bet that's the appeal for many players whether they're conscious of it or not. The rest of the games NPCs will either marry you without hesitation or otherwise can't be approached about the subject at all. Serana's the only NPC who can be approached and will turn you down flat. And people just generally tend to yearn for what they're expressly told they cannot have. It's human nature. If Serana was actually, um... marry-able... she likely wouldn't be getting this much attention.

That is a lot of crap, in my opinion, because I liked Serana the moment I saw her, and heard her talk in a video on youtube. This was before I even knew we couldn't marry her.

» Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:00 am

That is a lot of crap, in my opinion, because I liked Serana the moment I saw her.

That's fine. I said: "I bet that's the appeal for many players" not "This is absolutely how it is for everyone."

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:31 pm

That's fine. I said: "I bet that's the appeal for many players" not "This is absolutely how it is for everyone."

That is why I said "in my opinion" haha. Seems we both misunderstood, either way back on topic Serana is hot.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:10 pm

Dress her in nocturnal's gown someone probably said this already I didn't read that many posts.

Already did this, she switches the armor off when you gfo into another area, even with mods.
So what I did was put her in Nightingale armor, covered skin can be sixy too.

P.S. this thread is hilarious.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:31 pm

I agree completely. In fact, I'm going to run that idea past my wife.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:00 pm

EDIT: I modified a full song for it:

Spoiler

On the day I was born, the Et’ada gathered 'round

And they gazed in wide wonder, at the evil they’d found

Then Arkay spoke up, and he said leave this one alone

He could tell right away, that I was Bal to the bone

Bal to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bal to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bal

Bal to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you

I'll break a thousand more Serana, before I am through

You’re mine, pretty baby, mine and mine alone

I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm Bal to the bone

Bal to the bone

B-B-B-Bal

Bal to the bone

I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal

I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal

You’re mine, pretty baby, mine and mine alone

I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm Bal to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bal

Bal to the bone

And when I walk Coldharbour

Kings and Queens run inside

Every woman I meet

Keeps me satisfied

I wanna tell ya pretty baby

Well Ya see I make my own

I'm here to tell ya honey

That I'm Bal to the bone

Bal to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bal

B-B-B-Bal

Bal to the bone

Even my sleeping neighbors will know how bloody hilarious this is! :rofl:

I'd sig it all if I could.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:12 pm

Some people need girlfriends. I say dress your girlfriend up as Serana and pretend to be Molag Bal!

Thank you also for the idea. :hubbahubba:

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:00 pm

Thank you also for the idea. :hubbahubba:

What was your name, again? I need to keep an ear open when I next watch the 6 o' clock news.