SO THAN YOU PLAY AS A BLACK GUY AND YOU DO [Totally freaking censored] THINGS SUCH AS PLAY FOOTBALL!
Anyways. Gears of War is obviously not meant to have the greatest, jaw-dropping story in the world... so what exactly is the point in showing this fact off? Furthermore, since when did what one guy has to say about a third-person shooter really matter? This isn't so much a subject to discuss as it is to say "Well that guy makes a EXCELLENT point!" or "Well... that guy is good at pointing out the obvious!"
That being said, Gears of War definetly does not have the worst storyline to ever be seen in a game. Let's take a look at...
Resident Evil 1 (Original)
Darkseed
Darkseed 2
COBRA
And need I even mention...
ZELDA CD-I TITLES. OH YEAH, THOSE WERE VIDEO GAMES TO WEREN'T THEY?
God forbid that modern games don't have the worlds most ground-breaking, heart-tugging story ever to be seen IN THE ENTIRE FREAKIN UNIVERSE?! US? SPOILED? HELL NAH, WE ARE THE GREATEST CRITICS TO EVER TOUCH THE EARTH!
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to proceed in playing The Harry Potter drinking game. You are welcome to join me if it will make you happy-beans.
Gears of War has the worst writing in games? Yeah, and Tommy Wisseau is an amazing director isn't he!?