Let's all take a seat (wait most of us are...) make up a quest. Here is an example
Name: Borat
Objective: some person called Borat claims to be from another universe and sends you to find some items that could send him back
Reward: 50000000000000000 septims.
The world after this quest: Borat is now gone back to the other universe.....

It dose not have to be funny.
Questions?